Husband's birthday script. Scenario of a man's birthday: entertainment, congratulations, contests, gifts. Where to celebrate your husband's birthday

Party in the style of the USSR is rapidly gaining popularity in recent years. After all, they contain an inexplicable romance of the past and nostalgia for the times of universal equality. And for the younger generation, this is a kind of excursion into the history of our Motherland. Present such a holiday to yourself and your guests. And thanks to our advice, it will be quite easy to prepare for such an unusual birthday celebration.

As older people say: "But it was better before!" It is believed that in Soviet times, and "ice cream was tastier, and the sun was shining brighter." And since the bad is forgotten quickly and only good moments remain in the memory, many people recall with special trepidation the times of the pioneers, the Komsomol, the bright road to communism.

So why not plunge into this happy time when holding a men's birthday, if the age of the traitor allows? Young people will certainly also gladly immerse themselves in the romance of the past, sharing the nostalgia of the older generation. This funny and cool scenario can be easily implemented on your own at home. The main attributes are wit and good mood!

And most of the decorations and paraphernalia of such a comic and funny scenario can be found in our grandmothers' pantries.

Invitation

It is better to send invitations to the event to the guests in advance. Considering that we have already decided on the style of the script for the men's holiday, then invitations can also be in this style. For example, they are in the form of a party card, a pass to a factory, written on a Soviet postcard or poster (if grandmother's collections have not survived, options can be found on the Internet and printed).

Be sure to point out that a dress code is required at your party. For men, it can be old-fashioned jackets or trousers and a shirt with rolled up sleeves, a six-piece cap. For women - polka-dot dresses or dressing gowns.

Scenery

Decorations for this holiday can be found at the "flea market". We need pioneer badges, ties, garrison caps, Soviet-era posters with slogans. If you could not find such paraphernalia, then you can do it yourself. Pilots and ties can be sewn from red fabric. They need to be made according to the number of guests invited. Draw posters yourself or find ready-made ones and print them. Also prepare the bandages for the glasses attendant and the skeet attendant. Take care of the presence of faceted glasses, this will also give the party a special ambiance.

Do not forget about souvenirs that you will give to guests in contests. These can be Soviet postcards, magnets with the symbols of the USSR, Soviet banknotes and coins.

Prepare a bag with notes on which the names of Soviet leaders will appear, for example, Stalin, Lenin, Brezhnev. Before giving the guest the floor for congratulations, have him draw out a note. Assignment for everyone for the evening: say toasts, parodying these people.

Festive table

To create the atmosphere of the past years, cover the table with newspapers, you can look for old newspapers from the Soviet period. In order for them not to fly off and it would be more convenient to set the table, put a transparent film on top of the newspapers.

Of course, there is no need to completely repeat the Soviet table of "stagnation" times, but we advise you to serve dishes typical of that time to maintain the spirit of the era. It can be:

  • sprat in tomato;
  • the vinaigrette;
  • pickled cucumbers in a jar;
  • aspic;
  • Russian salad.

Don't forget about drinks. Prepare labels for bottles, for example, Pshenichnaya and Stolichnaya vodka, Buratino and Tarhun drinks.

Meeting with guests

The host of the holiday can be the spouse of the birthday man or his friend.

When meeting guests at home, it is necessary to initiate everyone into a pioneer, put on a garrison cap, a tie and a pioneer badge. In the hallway, hang posters with the slogans "I drank vodka - take care of the cap!", "Workers of all countries - get drunk!"

It will also be fun if everyone makes a comic oath. This moment can be captured in a photo or video.

Here's another good video clip to create the atmosphere.

“I, (full name), voluntarily joining the ranks of the pioneer organization this evening, in front of my unchanging comrades, solemnly swear: to deeply respect and cordially congratulate the birthday man. Have fun, sing and dance, observing the precepts of Ilyich. It is sacred to observe the rules of an unbridled pioneer feast. Be positive and do whatever the party and the Komsomol demand. I swear by no means to say the words “I don’t play like that” and “What a kindergarten”.

Holiday progress

Leading. Honorable guests! On this warm and festive day, we gathered here to congratulate the leader of our pioneer squad (name of the birthday man) on his birthday. We invite you to a solemn meeting dedicated to this festive event. From this day on, the young activist, pioneer and simply handsome man meets adult life, full of the joys of fighting our class enemies. So, get your hands ready for hugs, palms for applause, toasts for congratulations. Let's solemnly greet the hero of the occasion!


The song "And Lenin is so young" sounds, the birthday man in a pioneer tie and cap enters the room.

Leading: We greet our intelligentsia! Greetings to our employees and knowledge workers! We welcome workers of factories and plants. Well, and other invited citizens. Hooray! Comrades! In view of the current world situation, only Soviet people can openly hold such events. Please consider the rally dedicated to this significant event open! And to the delight of the workers and peasants, I invite everyone to the banquet part of the meeting, I will ask everyone to come to the table!

Leading. The floor is being passed on to a party member, a female shock worker of all five-year plans, an experienced and part-time activist, the wife of our respected pioneer leader.

Spouse. Comrades, proletarians! Our mood and pastime are in our calloused laboring hands! Let's throw off the oppression of gray and dull everyday life! May humor, enthusiasm, cheerful mood and creative thoughts come with us! Let's show solidarity in matters of entertainment procedures! Let us, with our energetic actions, help our birthday boy cheerfully and cheerfully meet the next working year! The year is behind - everything is ahead! Hooray! Comrades!

Leading: We only lack the attendants at the banquet, let's assign them with the help of a counting-board.

Hitler sits in a meadow

Chews a horse leg.

"Oh, what a greedy person -

Russian beef ".

A "glass-on-duty" and a "skeet-duty" are appointed, and appropriate bandages are hung on their hands. Their task is to make sure that everyone's glasses are poured, their plates are not emptied.

Guests are given some time to have a snack. At this time, music of the Soviet era sounds. You can compose a musical selection with such performers: "Pesnyary", "Earthlings", Lev Leshchenko, Sofia Rotaru, Leonid Utesov and others.

Leading. Our country is fighting the capitalist imperial enemies, and we, the pioneers, are helping it with all our might in this. For the past five years, our pioneer leader has been making his unbearable contribution to this process. And let's find out which of the loyal comrades knows our hero best of all.

Several guests participate, it is necessary to depict the answers to such questions:

  • Show how our hero learned to walk.
  • How did he behave in the store when he was refused to buy a new toy?
  • How did he call mom, sitting on the pot?
  • How did the birthday boy do morning exercises as a child?
  • How did he come home after prom?

The winner of this competition is presented with a “voucher for an opokhmelka” as a reward. Sample text: “The bearer of this coupon has the constitutionally guaranteed right and obligation to receive, out of turn and free of charge (that is, for free), one glass of vodka and one pickled cucumber. For health improvement. On presentation of a sore head. The coupon is valid until ____. "

Leading: The Soviet pioneer must be vigilant during the irreconcilable class struggle of the Soviet proletariat against the foreign bourgeoisie. He must distinguish a Soviet person from an overseas spy. Let's check the knowledge about our great people.

Photos of famous Soviet figures are printed in advance. It is necessary, looking at the photo, to give the name of this person. For example, Grigory Zhukov, Yuri Gagarin, Leonid Brezhnev, Yuri Nikulin, Nikita Khrushchev.

Leading: He wears a red tie, all the guys are an example. He is a girl, he is a boy, a Soviet pioneer! A pioneer must be strong and dexterous, kind and smart. Let's check the commanding qualities of our pioneer squad.

Several couples are participating in the competition. You need to quickly tie your partner a pioneer tie and make a garrison cap out of paper.

Leading:

Soar with bonfires, stormy nights

We are pioneers, grandchildren of workers!

The time of happy years is approaching

With a cheerful and cheerful gait

We follow the Komsomol,

The time of happy years is near

The motto remains the same: always be ready!

We stand guard over our vast homeland and are always ready to stand up to defend its interests and borders with weapons in our hands and warmth in our hearts!

I propose to test our skills in this matter, our dexterity and accuracy in exterminating enemies.

Darts competition. To play, print a target with a picture of Hitler and hang it on the board. The player who hits Hitler's head the most times wins.

Leading: A pioneer - as you know, this is a pioneer, a pioneer. And every pioneer in Soviet times dreamed of becoming an astronaut. Why don't we make our childhood dreams come true. Let's find out which one of us is the real discoverer and conqueror of new planets.

Participants of the competition are given a balloon and a marker. In five minutes, you need to inflate the balloon, draw a flag and as many people as possible on it. Whoever "populated" his planet with a large number of colonists won.

Leading: Of course, our beloved country has a lot of beautiful music and dances. But sometimes you really want to play a little naughty and listen to music "from beyond the hill"! Let's not deny ourselves this pleasure. Long live twist and rock and roll!

Choose appropriate music for the dance part of the evening. For example: "Queen of Beauty", "Black Cat", the group "Bravo", early Pugacheva and others.

The final of the holiday

Don't forget to think about ending the party as well. A good result can be the "Book of Complaints and Suggestions", in which each guest can enter their wishes for the birthday boy. The final speech of the hero of the occasion will be appropriate. And also you can prudently prepare comic certificates of honor for all guests "For invaluable contribution to the cause of the Soviet pioneer."

This cool, funny and captivating script for a man's birthday was written by the modern poetess Anna Vlasova. Surely you will like this script and will help you in conducting and preparing your script for the birthday of a man. Thanks to the author for the wonderful script!

See other birthday scenarios on the site, and let your birthday celebration be unforgettable.

Day-Christmas Meetings (scenario)

HOST: A candle burns in the soul of every person, which produces warmth of the soul. But when we get together, the candles come together and there is heat from the united soul. Let's raise our glasses for this fever and for all those gathered here!

EVERYONE IS RAISING GLASSES

MODERATOR: This significant day has come. 39 years ago, on August 16, a little boy was born, whose blue eyes broke many women's hearts. I propose this toast to the parents of our birthday boy. After all, only thanks to them we can today contemplate this glorious man, who consists of some positive qualities. It was they who raised and brought up our handsome man, so talented, intelligent and calm. They taught him to be faithful in friendship and love, they gave the world just a wonderful person. Be healthy and happy, live a long, long time for the joy of your son and all of us!

EVERYONE IS RAISING GLASSES

MODERATOR: This date - almost an anniversary - should be celebrated in such a way that the whole world would envy our birthday boy. But before we start today's fun, let's do a quick roll call.

Tanya raised their hands up,

Oli, Ani screamed,

Lena, Vali clapped their hands,

Well, they stomped Seryozha with their feet,

Vani, Bones whistled,

And Nadyusha all sat down,

People, Sasha meowed loudly,

And Alyosha grunted.

Who we didn’t say about

And today they were silent

As one family

Let's shout together "I!"

Once an old man lived in a distant mountain village, and he had a beautiful daughter. And so he decided to marry her. He called the horsemen and said to them the following speech: “The one of you who climbs this high mountain so that not a single pebble falls from under his foot; will catch a mountain sheep there, bring it to my feet and slaughter it so that not a drop of blood falls on my snow-white robe, that will become the husband of my beautiful daughter. And whoever does not do this, I will blush. " And then the first horseman came out. He was brave, dexterous, and clever, but one small grain of sand fell from under his foot and his old father ripped through it. Then the second horseman came out, and he was also brave, dexterous, smart, handsome. He brought the mountain ram to the feet of the old father and began to cut him, the ram, that is, his throat with a dagger. But one tiny drop of blood fell on the snow-white dressing gown of the old father - and the second horseman fell beside the first. And then the third horseman came out, and he was the most proud, brave, handsome and dexterous. He brought the ram at the feet of the old father, surgically cut him, the ram, that is, the throat without a single drop of blood, and happily looked at the old father. But the old man-father got rid of him too. The beautiful daughter screamed in horror: “Listen, father! After all, the third horseman did everything as you ordered! Why did you kill him? " And the old father said to her: "For the company!" So let's drink to a good and warm company!

EVERYONE IS RAISING GLASSES

MODERATOR: So we drank, and now let's check each other for quick wits. Recently a postman brought telegrams for our birthday boy. Now you will have to read the telegram so that everyone else will understand who sent it. For this we need seven people.

EVERYONE TAKES A TELEGRAM:

1. Happy birthday the point is already on the way point will be tomorrow morning point HANGER

2. It's indecent to squeeze and stroke me for so long a point finally make a decision point a GLASS OF VODKA

3. In honor of your holiday I will not paint this day green TOSCA dot

4. We wish you a comma to make us come true DREAM dot

5. Already ready to ignite the point CAKE

6. Knock knock knock comma it's me point open the door point HAPPINESS

7. Thank you for the holiday point I will come in a year point YOUR BIRTHDAY

MODERATOR: Once one man asks another: "Why do you wear shoes two sizes smaller than you need?" “You see, my wife is an ugly, sloppy woman, and besides, she doesn’t know how to cook at all. My son's studies are disgusting, and I'm not sure if he will finish school at all. Mother-in-law grumbles incessantly. The only joy in my life is when I take off my shoes in the evening. " Let's congratulate our birthday boy on the fact that he has a kind and beautiful wife, besides, she knows how to cook perfectly, which is proved by this festive table. Let's also congratulate on the fact that he has a wonderful mother-in-law and smart, capable children!

EVERYONE IS RAISING GLASSES

MODERATOR: Now, so that the happiness of the birthday person spills over the edges, let each of you present your gift and your congratulations.

GUESTS CONGRATULATE THE BIRTHDAY AND GIVE HIM GIFTS

MODERATOR: Let's raise our glasses and drink to the bottom -

After all, life is given to everyone as a reward.

We are glad to tell you on your birthday

That life has given us you as a reward!

Today, relatives wish with love

You have a lot of happiness, good luck and health.

And they believe that your life will always be

Full of nobility, hope and work!

EVERYONE IS RAISING GLASSES

MODERATOR: One famous person said: "All life is a theater, and people in it are actors." Let us and you and I become actors for a moment. For this we need: a prince, a princess, an oak tree, two birds, four robbers, two dogs, a boy and a girl. The latter will create the following sounds: when the curtain opens - make a left-right movement with your hands and say "Blik-blik"; when lightning flashes, the girl twists her hands to the right and left and says “A la-la-la-la”; when a terrible thunder roars - the boy knocks with his fists and says in a bass, "Bang bang bang"; when it starts to rain, open your left palm and start tapping on it first with one finger, then with two, three, four, and with your whole palm. The rest of the actors will appear on stage when they are named. So, sit back and straighten your backs. The curtain opens. Lightning flashes on the stage. A terrible thunder roars. A fine cold rain begins. The rain is getting worse. There is a shallow downpour, which gradually subsides. A gang of robbers appears, who begin to choose their chieftain. An oak tree grows on the stage. Birds play and chirp around the oak. Dogs howl in the village. There is a bench under the oak tree. A princess sits on it and cries. The new chieftain grabs the princess and hides her behind an oak tree. All this is seen by the prince, passing by on his black steed. He runs to save the princess. A fight breaks out in which good triumphs over evil. The princess, who has been crying all this time, stops crying. The prince mounts the princess on his horse and takes her to his kingdom. The curtain falls.

GAME "THEATER"

MODERATOR: Wine glasses and forks,

Let's drink to warm up

To ease the heart

We need to pour a glass.

EVERYONE IS RAISING GLASSES

HOST: Birthday is the most favorite holiday. It is celebrated by everyone and everywhere. It is even celebrated far from home, for example, at the airport while waiting for the plane, or on an ice floe during a scientific drift. At the same time, everywhere people drive a loaf around the birthday man. Demonstrate how people who are in the hospital on their birthday do it. Show how the loaf is driven:

In the ward of patients suffering from sleepwalking;

In a patient ward with a fracture of the right leg;

In a ward of patients with a nervous tic;

In the ward of patients suffering from an acute attack of sciatica

GAME "CARAVAN SICK"

MODERATOR: I propose to raise a toast to ensure that we have enough health for many, many years!

EVERYONE IS RAISING GLASSES

MODERATOR: It is believed that all ages are submissive to love. Indeed, workers in both creches and nursing homes can attest that their caregivers fall in love on a regular basis. And when a person is in love, he must confess his love. It just so happened that the representatives of the male half of humanity are often the first to express themselves in love. For the next competition we need 5 men. You have to stage a declaration of love, which is addressed to your peer:

Three-year-old boy;

A twelve-year-old teenager;

An eighteen-year-old boy;

A thirty-year-old man;

Seventy-year-old man.

GAME "RECOGNITION IN LOVE"

MODERATOR: Little Johnny returned from school, and his father asks him: “Well, tell me! How is the new teacher? " - "I like it. It's a pity that we have such a big age difference. " Let's raise our glasses to eternal love that knows no ages.

EVERYONE IS RAISING GLASSES

MODERATOR: Dancing has always been closely associated with human labor activity. And the point is not only that many dance movements were born from purely production movements. The point is that many people like to work to music and dance while working. For the next competition we need 4 people. To the sound of music you need:

Hilling potatoes;

Ironing the laundry;

Digging beds;

Wipe off dust;

Watering carrots;

Knock out the carpet.

GAME "DANCES OF CINDER"

MODERATOR: So we have done all the homework. It's time to raise our glasses so that our affairs are always accompanied by music; so that we do all the work with a happy smile on our lips. For the joy of life!

EVERYONE IS RAISING GLASSES

MODERATOR: I would like to wish the birthday man on his birthday - on behalf of all those present - that you would be as simple as the wind; as inexhaustible as the sea; and, like the earth, is saturated with memory. Be as light as the sail of a ship; be cheerful, like the songs of the waves rustling in the open. And may all the thrill of life of all times and races always live in you! We raise our glasses to you!

EVERYONE IS RAISING GLASSES

MODERATOR: So the entertainment part of the holiday has come to an end. In conclusion, I would like to say the following. Our life is divided into two parts: providing life and enjoying life. But the prose of life is this: there is no time yesterday and tomorrow there is no time to enjoy life. Let's drink to this pleasant opportunity, to us and to the fact that it will be more often when!

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Men are our support, protection and love! When preparing for the birthday of a loved one, it is important to secretly come up with such an entertainment program so that it becomes a real surprise for both the birthday person and the guests.

For those who want to celebrate their birthday brightly and cheerfully, to give their man emotions, feelings and a drop of soul, we present cool scenes! They will help not only to diversify the planned holiday program, but also to present memorable gifts to the birthday person in an original way, with humor and invention.

At the table

Scene No. 1 "Harmful cleaning lady"

In the midst of the holiday, a "cleaning lady" appears with a bucket and a mop in her hands. The bucket should be high so that it is not noticeable what is lying on the bottom. She starts to grumble something under her breath and wash the floor.

Some of the guests: Citizen, what are you doing ?! It's actually our birthday here!

Cleaning woman: And what do I care about that? I do my job and do not bother anyone.

(A skirmish begins between the guest and the cleaning lady. It is desirable that this guest sit next to the birthday boy).

the guest: Can't you see that we are celebrating an anniversary? The guests have gathered, and you are here with your bucket and mop.

Cleaning woman: Oh, you have a holiday here? And where is the birthday boy?

(They show the birthday boy to the cleaning lady).

Cleaning woman: So it’s because of you that they don’t let me work? So, is it because of you that they came across here, ponatoptali? So here's my congratulations!

(He takes a bucket and pours confetti on the birthday boy, which lies at the bottom of the bucket. Stormy reaction of the guests, laughter, applause).

Scene number 2 "Congratulations from friends"

Each of them has two balls in their hands: orange, red, blue and green. They sing a song-alteration to the tune "The blue ball is spinning, spinning."

Together:

Years, like birds, fly in succession.
But as before, you are young.
We came to visit for the anniversary,
They brought you a cool gift.

1 friend

We will give the red ball to the daring
As a sign of respect, accept it quickly,
A lot of warmth, a lot of sunny days,
Your life will become even more fun!

2 friend

To make you happy all year round
Take the green ball from adversity.
Let relatives and friends be near
You are the best, I say without hiding.

1 friend

We want to give peace of mind
To reward with a blue ball that day.
He will save you from sorrow
And only goodness will find its way into your house!

2 friend

The orange ball is like a dream
May it never leave you.
More money, love and warmth,
They will be with you for centuries.

Together

There were other balls too
But we didn't bring them to you.
No, not from greed, not from miserliness,
Now we will explain what matters.

There was a yellow ball - he decorated the bouquet,
But it is a changeable, treacherous color.
Yellow ball - trials in fate,
So we won't give it to you.

We found a black ball
But they didn’t bring it either.
He carries sorrow and separation within himself,
And we only wish you happiness!

(The text of the song will need to be beautifully written on parchment and handed over to the birthday boy to the applause of the guests).

Scene No. 3 "Compliments"

For this congratulation, you will need a presenter, whatman paper and felt-tip pens.

1. On whatman paper, the presenter horizontally or vertically (as it is more convenient) writes the name of the birthday person.

2. The task of the guests for each letter is to come up with an adjective that characterizes the birthday person from the positive side.

3. At the end, the presenter gives the birthday boy a gift for being so perfect. A gift can be some kind of award (diploma, medal, cup) as a keepsake.

Scene No. 4 "Hidden Gifts"

The guests are sitting at the table, the host is holding a bag with gifts.
Selectively approaches the guests with a request to get a gift from the bag.
Each gift should be hidden in a box or any wrapper.
The presenter leaves a note to the guest who has taken out the gift, and he himself approaches the birthday boy with the gift.
The guest first reads the text of the note, and then the presenter gives the gift to the birthday boy.

1. Homemade, exclusive,
Oh, I give a wonderful gift.
With him you will be like candy
Because there…
(The birthday boy unfolds the gift and says that there is a "napkin").

2. Carry for the joy of your dear wife,
And remember the guests more often
The exact same ones are on me,
So now we are brothers with you.
(Gift - funny panties).

3. You will never guess what life will present to us.
Take her with you in addition, it will save you from awkwardness.
Perhaps the best reward from us
As a gift for you ...
(Gift - toilet paper).

4. Thought, wondered, to give this?
We decided that you are independent
And he himself is able to make his dreams come true!
Therefore, my friend, accept without regret
Our gift is a bottle ...
(Gift - a bottle of port).

Scene No. 5 "Wishes from a psychic"

Psychic (enters the room, moves his hands mysteriously): Hello! Who's the birthday boy? Why am I asking, I know myself! You! (Points with a finger). Let me feel your aura! (Runs his hands over his head, whispers mysteriously). I see ... I see that you have a good aura! The positive moments are attractive! So, I say what awaits you: 364 days of well-being and carelessness! Don’t, don’t ask, what’s there in Day 365, I don’t see well, I’m dimly, your wife, but the mink fur coat flickers all the time ... These are the steps to success and dream (He walks back and forth with wide strides)! So, then again it is vague - everything is solid banal: happiness, health, love, luck ... But what will be, will be - I can’t lie!
(Theatrically presses his hand to his heart, rolls his eyes and falls to the floor, lies for a second, gets up, hugs the birthday boy tightly and kisses him on the cheek). Fate itself has just contacted me! She said that she was kissing you, and ordered to give gifts! (Gives a gift).

Scene number 6 "Doctor's visit"

For the scene, you can prepare a doctor's costume, a phonendoscope, a hammer, a flashlight.

Doctor (enters the hall, quickly approaches the birthday boy): Well, well, well, who is the patient here? I see, I see, what have we got here?
"Dengon, how long is the shortage?" (He looks inquiringly at the birthday man, but does not give an answer, takes out a phonendoscope). Let's hear with our hearts what ?! I hear, I hear: "love euphoriasis"!
Let's continue our inspection! (Looks at the hands of the birthday boy). Ah, here everything is serious ... you have a rare disease of "work by the throat when you are choking" on your hands!
(Knocks on the knees with a hammer): And at your feet you have a "vseprobezhkinosis"! Well, let's examine the eyes. (Shines a flashlight in the eyes). And here everything is clear: "gadget addicted"! So! Here is my verdict - you will live for another 150 years if you accept what I appoint. Take a bill a day, avoid overdose (hands over an envelope with money)! This remedy will help to maintain love euphoria (gives a certificate for a romantic dinner in a restaurant, or just a bottle of good wine)! You will have to get rid of gadget addiction radically! Prescribing the best medicines for you (gives a good book or collection of motivating quotes)! All right, be healthy! (Bows, leaves).

Movable

Scene 7 "Congratulations to the king!"

Characters: Courtiers (2), Guests (5).
Props: Throne of the king, costumes for courtiers (or at least attributes).

Courtier 1: Your Majesty, King (Name)! Please sit on this throne! You are the great ruler of your state, and from all your subjects, let me read you congratulations!

(It is important to unfold the scroll. Frightened looks around, beckons another courtier).

Courtier 1(whispers): Hey, but there's nothing there! Empty. Where is the congratulation?

(Courtier 2 shrugs, then raises his finger. Throws away the scroll).

Courtier 2: Our king, we will now show how well we know you! Gentlemen, I say - and you show! How is King (Name) angry? (Guests show). How does the king dance on a merry disc, sorry, ball? How did the king drink too much wine, and makes his way to his payment house so that he does not notice his wife? (Guests are trying to portray a drunk birthday boy).

Courtier 1: OU! Class! Are you satisfied, our king? Overseas gifts have arrived! Accept, king (Name), congratulations!

Courtier 1: Count De (last name of the guest) from the mysterious county (Street or area where the guest lives) presents you with a secret paper! Show it - and any product is yours! (Give a certificate).

Courtier 2: Princess (name) from a beautiful country brings you an enchanting scent! With him you can do everything! Neutralize enemies, gain allies! (Give perfume).

Courtier 1: We know that you, our beautiful king, dream of catching a goldfish so that you can fulfill all your wishes! Prince (name) of (...) gives you the opportunity to do it! (They give fishing accessories).

Courtier 2: Our dear king, the next gift is worthwhile! Magic potion, intoxicating the mind, leading to a state of euphoria and bliss! Allow me, from me, to present you with this wonderful drink! (Gives brandy).

Courtier 1: And I am making a generous contribution to the treasury, Your Majesty! Take this treasure chest! ( Gives an envelope made in the form of a chest with money).

Scene No. 8 "Three brooms"

Three women are needed to congratulate. Each has a broom in her hands. In total, you need three brooms: oak, birch, eucalyptus.

First woman

To have a healthy man
We present an oak broom.
From adversity and all sorrows
We will steam you with a broom.
(A woman with an oak broom pats the birthday boy lightly).

Second woman

Don't fuss and don't suffer
Better get it with a birch broom.
Let's walk on the shoulders, on the head,
So that you are healthy like a bull in a cow.

Third woman

Here it is a eucalyptus broom.
So that all the sorrows disappear, we dare to steam him.
So that the bones do not creak, the lower back does not ache,
Let's walk with a broom just below the waist.

Scene No. 9 "Congratulations from oriental beauties"

Characters: Girls dressed as oriental beauties (you can distribute the roles according to the number of gifts). Girls enter the mansion and leave after presenting gifts to oriental music, performing oriental dance movements.

Girl 1: You are Sheikh-al-Sheikh today, you are the best today! Gulzia, Ramza, Thames, come to congratulate all of you!

Girl 2: You are a lover of a bright life, take gifts soon!

Girl 3: So that everything in life is smooth, not shaky, hold on, we give you a fish! (You can arrange "a bouquet" of several types of salted fish, or just a set of snacks).

Girl 1: To make your wife doted on you, you have a set of tea for you!

Girl 2: Well, for tea, of course, we made sweets! With cognac!

Girl 3: But no sweets (shrugs)... Here, hold this bottle! (Gives a bottle of cognac).

Girl 1: For you, a lover of swimming in a warm river in the morning, we will give, no, not panties, but we will give you a boat! (Or a spinner, or other fishing accessories, then just replace it with the words "that's what!")

Scene 10 "A Little Story of Life"

Characters: Host, guests (3), guests (2), wife
Props: a chair, a sheet, a cap, a diaper, a bottle with a nipple with a cocktail, animal masks, the inscriptions "Typewriter", "ball", "Prestigious job", school bag, audio recordings: "My only one", "Ah, this wedding."
The birthday boy is wrapped in a sheet, you can put on a diaper, put on a cap, sit on a chair.

Leading: Sit down comfortably, dear guests. Now we will tell you briefly the life story of our birthday boy.
When our hero was very young, he was given a bottle of milk ... (He comes up, gives a bottle, an alcoholic cocktail is poured in it. It is better to find out about the birthday person's preferences in advance, and, of course, it is desirable that the liquid is white). He drank and fell asleep, and had wonderful dreams.
(Several guests wearing animal masks run out and show funny dance moves). Waking up in the morning, he ran to play a car or a ball!
(Guests come out, one has an inscription on the back "Typewriter", the other has "Ball"). Our birthday boy has grown up (the presenter helps the birthday boy to remove all the attributes, gives a portfolio), and began to go to school, where he met his first love. (A girl runs in with a briefcase, chews gum, the birthday boy looks at her, the song is playing: "My only one!")

Young woman: Che hatched? The fool himself! (Runs away).

Leading: Our hero grew up, did not forget about his first love, and promised to marry her to himself! And, in the end, he still married, but to another!
(The song "Ah, this wedding sang and danced" is playing).

Leading: Then I was looking for a prestigious job, I worked well and provided my family with dignity!
(A guest runs out, the inscription "Prestigious work" on the back, the birthday boy comes up to him, and he runs away, hides, in the end, of course, catches).

All the characters speak in chorus or take turns: Life runs by, and you do not rush! Feel free to write your story! On the way to happiness, go steadfastly, how much more is still ahead! Well, we congratulate you, don't judge how you could, get ready, people are your own!
(Further, giving gifts).

Any gift is nice to receive, but when it is presented in an extraordinary way, if the birthday person sees that you prepared and tried, he will be doubly pleasant, and the birthday that close people have prepared with such invention and love will always have an indelible impression!

Anniversary is a great holiday. Many are trying to celebrate it on a large scale. A wide feast and many guests are meant. Here are not only relatives, but also friends of the hero of the day with children and spouses, his colleagues, colleagues, bosses. It turns out a very diverse company - in terms of age, hobbies, interests. So that guests do not get bored, you need to think in advance what entertainment you can offer them. Best suited for this are scenes that will periodically "dilute" the feast, entertain guests and delight the hero of the day. Scenes can be very different - costumed or not, short or long, with one "actor" and more ambitious. There are also many ideas for them. Any plot from already existing books, films and somewhere peeped mini-productions, to those invented on their own, will do. However, they all have to have one thing in common - to be funny.

Costume performances

The main difference between them from the rest will be only the costumes, in which, for believability, the participants-actors are dressed. Usually the guests themselves are the actors. Their participation is coordinated in advance by the relatives of the hero of the day, who are preparing the holiday and want to make an additional gift.

Traffic inspector and hunters

Three men are participating. It is necessary to choose the appropriate suits - the uniform of a traffic police officer for one and a gun, boots and bandoliers for the other two. "Hunters" can be exchanged for fishermen, fans or anyone else. It depends on the interests of the hero of the day.

Scene progress

Two friends-hunters, accompanied by a traffic police officer, enter the hall where the feast is taking place. They were just on their way to today's anniversary to congratulate their friend, but they violated the traffic rules and were stopped by an inspector. We explained the situation to him - well, you can't help but congratulate a good person! Of course, the inspector agreed to take them to the place of celebration. After congratulating friends and presenting gifts, the inspector comes forward and himself joins in the congratulations. He reads out, and then gives the wife of the hero of the day a certificate of passing a technical inspection of a special vehicle - the birthday man himself (his surname and first name are announced) on the occasion of his 50th birthday (the number can be any) and the corresponding conclusion.

Inspection

Conclusion of the traffic police

  1. The condition is excellent.
  2. The owner claims that this vehicle can still be driven and driven.
  1. Refueling with only high-quality fuel - octane number is not less than 40. If the octane number is lower, more fuel is needed.
  2. Lubrication of the filler part is shown on a regular basis: on vacation, after hunting and bathing, on birthdays, etc.
  3. It is not allowed to use the vehicle under a power of attorney.
  4. The owner must remember that a vehicle needs affection, love and regular lubrication to operate properly.
  5. The next MOT is recommended after 50 years.

Italian guests

This scene also requires three participants - two men, who will be the Italian guests, and a woman interpreter. The costumes are quite simple, you don't even have to completely change the actors' clothes, but just choose the appropriate accessories - dark glasses, black wigs and mustaches, hats with brim. For the translator - eyeglasses and a stack of paper. As gifts - pasta, olives, wine. In the midst of the fun, the actors of the scene quickly enter the hall and head to the hero of the day. They take turns congratulating the birthday man, and the translator repeats each phrase in Russian. 1st guest: Nashente zdravizhilento yubelento and drusente - lyubente alkolento drunkento! Translator: We want to greet our hero of the day, as well as his dear friends. 2nd guest: Coming to the devil on kulichkent narrator at least something! Translator: We have come to your wonderful city to join everyone in the congratulations. 1st guest: Pozhelanto not glotanto tabletanto and not known healer! Translator: We would like to wish you the best health. 2nd guest: There is a lot of money in your wallet and the belly was always full! Translator: May financial well-being and lasting happiness accompany you through life. 1st guest: Puskaento druzilento nikogdento on rasento! Translator: Let there be reliable friends nearby. 2nd guest: We handed the hotetto figinetto and yurundento! Translator: These wonderful gifts from sunny Italy for you. 1st guest: Do not overeat and do not blivante, pusento is not lopnento. Translator: Eat to your health and enjoy. 2nd guest: Memories of our visitor - Italian donation. Translator: Remember us, always your Italians.

Strange salaries

A small fancy-dress scene that should accompany, and possibly open the gift-giving ceremony. There are two actors. It is desirable that these were women - thin, short and tall, dense:

  • The small one is "weighted" with a small amount of money - it can be both coins and small denominations. They can simply be drawn on large sheets of paper to be clearly visible.
  • A tall woman is dressed richer - there are no coins at all, but there are many large bills.

Before presenting gifts, they take turns approaching the hero of the day and congratulate him.

Little Salary Congratulations

Do not look, dear birthday boy, that I am still so small. I wish you all the most beautiful things in the world. May with my help you can secure a life worthy of the king himself! To make this happen, I invited my older sister here. Hope that together we can please you.

Congratulation Big Salary

Maybe I'm not very much like winning the lottery, but together with my little sister we are the best gift that will come in handy in any situation, take you on vacation and bring many pleasant minutes! Congratulations! After this performance, all the guests who decided to choose an envelope with money as a gift present them to the birthday boy. You can prepare a large envelope in advance and fold the entire amount into it at once.

Mini-performances

Such scenes usually do not take long. They are staged with the help of one or two actors. More rarely is needed.

It is convenient to insert them before the next toast in order to somehow diversify the usual course of the feast and to entertain the hero of the day with his guests.

Urgent medical examination

A man enters the room, fully dressed as a doctor. He is wearing glasses, a white coat, a stethoscope, shoe covers. In his hand he holds a small "medical case". Doctor: Excuse me, excuse me! Before congratulations are sounded, I have to examine our today's hero. He goes straight to the hero of the day and begins the examination: examines the face, ears, pupils, asks to touch the tip of the nose, listens to breathing with a stethoscope and performs other medical manipulations. During this impromptu medical examination, the doctor comments on his actions with various remarks: "Okay," "Let's see what we have here," "aha, aha," "so I thought," and the like. After that, he makes a short speech.

Doctor's speech

I have performed a full examination of our patient and am ready to make a full report on his health! So…

  • Anniversary (surname, name, patronymic).
  • Age is in its prime, that is, blossoming.
  • The pulse is a real fountain, there is no way to measure it.
  • The blood group is only red bodies, sometimes white ones are also found (in strictly measured quantities). This is real "blood and milk"!
  • The heart rate - as it should be on one's own anniversary - then jumps, then freezes from a complete overabundance of feelings.
  • The vitality is completely versatile.
  • Vision is perfect. So you can notice any little thing.
  • Hearing is truly universal, and this is a great rarity.
  • The sense of smell is very subtle, with a probability of an error of 3% it can determine with whom the spouse spoke today. Such an acute reaction occurs only in males.
  • Chronic illness - unexplained hibernation after a delicious meal, lovingly prepared supper. More often it manifests itself next to a working TV.
  • The regime of the day is mixed: walking-sitting-lying.
  • The general conclusion is only the beginning of the life of a given organism. It is recommended to take from life everything that you want, and that was not received.

Urgent telegram

A man enters the hall with a bag over his shoulder, a hat with earflaps and a glued-on mustache. He depicts a well-known character - the postman Pechkin. Hello! This is me - the postman Pechkin. I brought you an urgent telegram. It must be read aloud. To do this, I need to get my throat wet. Demands a full glass, drinks, then reads the telegram. It can be written on a real letterhead.

Telegram text

I dreamed of coming, I couldn’t tour. I sincerely congratulate you. I wish you good. I dream of being around. Your point. Alla Pugacheva This scene can be put instead of another toast. And in conclusion, you will find one cool tale-tale about forest animals, a hunter and dragonflies in love - watch the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGYrT25fwqc

Scenario for the anniversary of a man (30 years old)

What is needed for the holiday:
Booties
Medals:
- "The Most Eloquent Guest"
- "The most inquisitive guest"
- "The funniest guest"
- "The most persistent man"
- "Best Dancer"
A poster that reads "I know everything about him!"
Gypsy costume
Cutting songs for fortune telling
Lyrics to the tune "Let them run awkwardly"
Ditties texts
Medal instruction
Princess scroll
Inflated balloons
Double sided tape
Musical cut for a dance competition
Decorate the apartment in advance with flowers, balloons, greeting posters. Decorate a photo newspaper with pictures of the hero of the day at different periods of his life. Let the guests, having crossed the threshold of your house, immediately fall into the atmosphere of the holiday.
To please the hero of the day with an unusual, original congratulation, hold an auction for all guests immediately after the first congratulations.
Auction
Any item that belonged (or allegedly belonged) to the hero of the day can be the subject of the auction. For example: the first diaper he was wrapped in, the toy car he used to play as a child, the boots he wore in 1st grade. Or, as a last resort, laces from these shoes. The host announces that the winner of the auction will be the one who is the last to say a kind word - the definition of the hero of the day. Usually such an auction is lively, and everyone is present in it. When the usual definitions are exhausted: kind, smart, good, etc., the guests begin to compete in ingenuity, and sometimes the most unexpected definitions sound. A prerequisite, which the presenter must certainly warn all participants in the auction - all the epithets characterizing the hero of the occasion should be pleasant for him. The guest who was the last to say the definition of the hero of the day becomes the winner of the auction. The host solemnly presents him with a prize and awards him a commemorative medal "The Most Eloquent Guest".
Then he gives the hero of the day all the words said to him and invites the guests to raise glasses to such an extraordinary birthday man.
The most inquisitive
Further, the presenter invites guests to take part in the drawing of another very valuable prize, without naming it, and announces the quiz "Do you know the hero of the day?" The guest who is the first to answer the question correctly receives a token (any candy can successfully replace it).
At the end of the quiz, the owner of a larger number of tokens will receive a prize from the host - a photo of the hero of the day with a personal autograph and a commemorative medal "The Most Inquisitive Guest".
An indicative list of questions:
1. Name the day of the week when the hero of the day was born.
2. His parameters at birth (height, weight).
3. Where did this event take place?
4. What time of day was it?
5. What was the name of the kindergarten teacher?
6. Favorite toy.
7. The best school friend.
8. What is the grade in physics in the matriculation certificate?
9. What education did the hero of the day receive?
10. Where was the first working day?
11. In what year was you drafted into the army?
12. In what troops did you serve and where?
13. What are the exact ages of the children?
14. Favorite dish.
15. Favorite hobby.
16. What is the height and weight of the hero of the day?
17. How many hundred square meters does the dacha plot occupy for the hero of the day?
18. What trees and shrubs grow in his dacha?
19. What brand of car does the hero of the day want?
20. Make and number of the car the hero of the day drives.
Song dedicated to the hero of the day, to the tune "Let them run awkwardly ...".
We didn't come in vain
It is clear to everyone -
And sat down at this table.
Anniversary congratulations
And leave as a keepsake
This song that we will sing
Chorus:
Let the years not age you
In life, be in sight.
Sorry, birthday
Only once a year!
Anniversary, our friend,
Come out to our circle
And pour us some more wine.
After all, we are not often here
Coming together
On your solemn anniversary!
Chorus.
We congratulate you
And, of course, we wish
Stay the same:
Modest, kind and sweet,
Patient, beautiful.
We cannot count all your merits.
Chorus.
Fortune teller scene
A "gypsy" appears in front of the guests. She offers to tell fortunes to the hero of the day. “Give me your hand, my golden one! I’ll tell you fortunes, my dear fellow, but I’ll tell you the whole truth.
Oh, I see the road, this is the road of life. She goes up the hill all the time, you will become, my diamond, a big man. Oh, women will love you, but you will be unshakable like a rock. You will also have a car, but I just can't make out - a white Mercedes or a green Moskvich. And some kind of beauty along the line of your life, well, does not step back a step.
Oh, my precious one, I see shine along the line of your life. You will be rich, you will have a lot of money. You will buy a cottage outside the city, you will celebrate your anniversaries there, you will invite all guests to your place for every holiday, and now - give me a coin, my rich one, gilded a pen for what I told you fortune. "
Don't spare your money, my one hundred dollar, I'll tell you now what your guests think about you, I'll read all their thoughts - everything is for you, dear! "
The gypsy woman approaches the guests, raises her hands above their heads, as if reading their thoughts. At this time, a melody sounds.
The cuts were made in advance, knowing approximately the list of guests. It is advisable to choose melodies individually for everyone. For example:
The wife of the hero of the day - an excerpt from Tutsi's song "The very man is dear", for the best friend a chorus from a children's song about friendship "Strong friendship will not break ...", for a cheerful guest-woman an excerpt from the song "Well the girls are little ...", etc. etc. To turn on the imagination
To make it easier to choose songs, you need to know the guests, their occupation, their attitude towards the birthday person ... and just some fun music.
Ditties competition
The host then starts the next competition:
“Oh you, dear guests,
Sing it, have fun
Well, who came out of sorts,
You better disperse. "
For the competition to be held in an organized way, the presenter lets a special stick in a circle, which the guests pass to each other to the music. As soon as the music dies down, a member of the company who has a stick in his hands sings a ditty. The guest, whose ditty caused the biggest burst of laughter, receives a commemorative medal "The most cheerful guest" and a kiss of the birthday boy as a gift. If you know that guests practically do not know ditties, you can write texts on cards and distribute them to the invitees in advance.
Princess from the fairy land of Faith Hope Love
Host: The news of your jubilee has reached the lands of the distant kingdom. A surprise for you. Receive guests from the thirtieth state. A melody sounds. Vera comes in dressed as a princess - a crown, a cape. She is followed by a page - if there are children at the party - carries the end of her cloak. We also had a girl who carried a pillow with copper for the hero of the day and instructions for it.
Vera: I am a princess from the fairyland of Faith, Hope and Love. Having learned about your holiday, I put on my best outfit and the Flying Ship quickly carried me to the shores of Vokhna.
(The princess turns to the hero of the day, opens her roll of paper and begins to read.)
O indefatigable Denis! Live forever! I see wisdom on your brow, in your words and deeds, oh priest of the hearth! Your speech flows smoothly. Your gaze calls and beckons, oh oasis flower! Accept unworthy gifts and wishes, may your words not offend my ears. You are like the sun, which scatters rays of light for everyone, giving strength and life. You, who appeared in the world, gave life to your son and raised him to be a worthy and respected rascal. Praise be to you, O most worthy of the worthy. Don't look to the left, for the sky sees everything. Accept this celebration medal.
Medal instructions:
1. The medal is given the best place in the apartment and a special carpet is purchased, where the medal is hung, so that all neighbors can observe the medal.
2. The person awarded with this medal is prohibited from: getting sick, gaining weight, losing weight, getting angry; it is strictly forbidden to grow old, to use a medal for making teeth.
3. The awarded medal, as a rule, wears at home, on days of family celebrations, on the days of receiving a salary and winning the lottery.
The princess puts a large round medal on the hero of the day.
Friends competition for "The most persistent man"
Balloons are tied to the seats of the chairs. You need to sit on the ball and crush it. It is not as easy as it seems at first glance, and it causes a lot of laughter, both among the participants and the audience of the competition. The most persistent man gets a balloon in the prize.
Dance competition
The holiday continues and the host announces a new dance competition. Guests who have expressed a desire to demonstrate their dancing skills go to the center. Familiar dance melodies are heard - waltz, gypsy, tango, dance of little ducklings, swan lake, notch, Russian, twist, shake, rock and roll, lezginka, etc., 15-20 seconds each. Guests show their dance skills. The audience's applause is a reward for the participants in the dance competition, and the most temperamental one gets the "Best Dancer" medal and a gift - the hug of the hero of the day.

The script for the anniversary of the man (45 years old)

Host: Our hero of the day always motivates the staff, he always knows who and what to offer - a stick or a slap on the head ... He skillfully maintains the corporate spirit. At his enterprise, in his team, a humane environment - democracy. He will not be offended if someone calls him "Mr. Director" or "Nasalnik"!
Game "Help a friend"
Host: To warm up the atmosphere and team spirit, I suggest a warm-up. We carry out my commands! We put our right hand on the shoulder of our right neighbor and say: "Dear neighbor, watch me so that I do not miss a glass or drink without a toast." We put our left hand on the shoulder of the neighbor on the left and say: "Dear neighbor, and you make sure that I do not eat a lot of salty and fried today." Then we put our right hand on the knee of the neighbor on the right, we say: "Dear neighbor, make sure that I do not miss a single incendiary dance." Left hand - on the knee of the neighbor on the left: "Dear neighbor, make sure that I don't get into a fight with anyone and return home safe and sound."
Toast-chant "Long live our boss!"
(After each presenter's wish, everyone shouts: "Long live our Boss!"
Host: What to present to the boss? Everyone has psychosis -
Better to say, the wishes are all scattered!
We wish you together not to suffer from toxicosis ...
So that the "damned" leap occurs less often ...
So that more than one hair does not fall out of the head ...
More positive and babos ...
So that there are no splinters on the path of life ...
So that it does not work for wear ...
To find answers to any question ...
So that he was powerful, magnanimous and loud ...
And so that luck would kiss passionately every day ...
You are our everything! Our eternal brain!
What would I give you ...
Presenter: And now we will find out which of the colleagues, what will actually give. The presenter in turn comes up to colleagues with a question about a gift for the hero of the day, meanwhile, the assistant presenter includes a previously prepared "musical cut" of fragments of songs in which there is some either a gift or a wish. For example:
1. "I will call the planet by your name" performed by S. Rotaru
2. "I'll give you half the world" performed by gr. "Nepara".
3. "Money Mani" performed by L. Minelli.
4. "I'll buy you a house" performed by gr. "Timber felling".
5. "Black Boomer" performed by Seryoga.
6. "I'll take you to the tundra" performed by Kol Belda.
7. "You tell me, you tell me what they need!" performed by gr. Balagan Limited.
8. "I will kiss your hands" performed by N. Baskov.
9. "Everything for You: Sunrises and Fogs" performed by Stas Mikhailov.
10. "Do you want me to sing to you" performed by gr. Roots.
Alphabet game "Secret becomes apparent"
(It is necessary to work out the questions about the personality, life and habits of the hero of the day. Guests should quickly answer them, but the answer should start only with the letter indicated by the presenter, Questions should be asked in order, from "A" to "Z". Questions should be 33.)
1.What does the hero of the day keep in his left pocket?
2.What does the hero of the day not imagine his life without?
3. Favorite interjection of the hero of the day in the early morning?
4. What melody does the hero of the day whistle in the shower?
5. What is the salary of the boss?
6. Who is the chef's favorite?
7. What is the chef thinking on Friday?
8. The reason why the boss was late for work?
9.What is the chef happy to get on his birthday?
10. With whom do colleagues-subordinates compare the chief?
11. Who is hiding in the chef's wardrobe?
12.What does the boss look at from the balcony through binoculars?
13. Who is hiding under the name "Elephant" in the chief's mobile?
14. Who goes to visit the boss in the morning?
15. What is the chef's favorite drink?
16. What dance will the chef dance with pleasure today?
17. What musical instrument does the chef play best?
18. Whose photo is on the boss's desk?
19. What is the chef's favorite resting place?
20. Who does the boss remember late at night?
Hall of Fame
(Photos of employees are glued to a sheet of Whatman paper, it is advisable to turn them inward. A dart is given to the hero of the day. After each question from the leader, the hero of the day throws a dart at the photo.)
Host: Today, on such a significant day, even fate has submitted to you ... (name and patronymic of the hero of the day).
Who are you going to raise salaries for next month?
Who are you sending on a business trip to the Maldives?
And who are you letting go on maternity leave since September?
Whose name would a new street in our city be named?
With whom do you think for three?
Who would you invite to a nude beach?
Whose portrait is hanging in your bedroom?
Whose name would you name a remedy for blues?
Foreign guests
Host: Distinguished guests from different parts of the world could not miss such a celebration ... (Guests may be different, depending on the capabilities and acting skills of colleagues: the Gypsy Baron, Turkish Sultan, Barack Obama, Napoleon, Oligarch, Gorbachev, Nicolas Sarkozy, etc. It is advisable to make musical cuts and prepare props for the guests.)
Host: We came to congratulate the hero of the day,
All our friendly countries
Rich and famous
Alone with their retinue.
Guest from Ukraine
Host: From a neighboring state,
Under the arm, definitely - a hunk of bacon,
The president has arrived,
Ukraine! Respect to you!
(The President of Ukraine can put on an orange cap and hold in his hands an iron pipe - a symbol of gasification - and a bottle of vodka. It goes to the accompaniment of a song performed by Verka Serdyuchka.)
Guest from Ukraine: Zdorovenki, hero of the day,
Garnished lad, garnished specimen!
I will not gut for a long time,
I'll hand over the vodka, bacon and leave!
Guess the melody game
Host: For a dear hero of the day - the program "Guess the melody". (The names of popular songs or dances are written in advance on the cards, the task of the guests who pulled out the cards is to play the specified melody on the selected musical instrument (rattle, tambourine, pipe, xylophone, rattle). Examples of cards: "Dance of little ducklings", "Anthem", "Tired toys are sleeping", "Gypsy."

Host: From distant America, gentlemen, Barack Obama flew right here. (The president is wearing a black stocking and a cowboy hat, holding chips and Coke in his hands. Bodyguards are following him.)
Guest from America: I almost brought the Statue of Liberty here -
But no matter how hard I tried, I could not move, well!
Welcome and respect, super hero of the day!
You have awakened a flaming fire in me!
(Gives chips, Coca-Cola and runs a competition.)
Competition "For the Chef"
Two or three colleagues are stuffed with balls under their clothes. The host explains: "All Americans are obese, now you will become real Americans!" The task of the participants: in a certain time, put the word "boss" out of matches on the floor.
Avenue of stars
Host: Our chef is famous, famous,
He is supposed to be glorified, rewarded.
In memory of descendants, we are his name
Let's leave it on the marble. How lucky!
(A ceramic tile is bought in advance, on which a star is glued. The name, surname and patronymic of the hero of the day are written on the star. The tiles are handed over to the hero of the day to the solemn music.)
Host: Dear long, dear dusty,
The gypsy camp arrived for the banquet.
The Baron decided to congratulate the chief brightly, with a beautiful song.
And to live for more years!
Competition "Understand me in a jubilee"
Guests are called, from which two teams are formed. The teams take turns drawing cards with quotes from songs and using facial expressions and gestures to show the song. Task: the opposing team is to guess the song, and the hero of the day - to sing it.
Song options:
"Once upon a time there was a black cat around the corner, and the whole house hated the cat ..."
"And I want, but I want to run on the roofs again, chase pigeons ..."
"Sponges in a bow, eyebrows - a house, looks like a small, sleepy gnome ..."
"Do not pour salt on my wound, do not cry out ..."
"My finances are singing romances ..."
"I will go out into the field with a horse at night ..."
"Once upon a time there was a gray goat at my grandmother's ..."
"And they carry me away and carry me away, into the ringing snowy distance ..."

Host: From hot Turkey, hospitable Ankara,
The Sultan presented with gifts from the bottom of his heart
Brought a harem, just look
They are ready to kiss the feet of the hero of the day! Just call them!
Turkish Sultan: I give you my dearest,
Real dried fruits,
So that there is a healthy life
Like men. Understood? Do you hear?
I also give a basket,
It contains great vitamins:
There are bananas, oranges,
So that a healthy man was!
I also give it to you.
Sweet gingerbread, which means
Your colleagues will be glad
And they don't need the whip!
Now start up the harem.
Will dance for you, pepper!
Hot and very passionate
Oh, oh, oh, flammable!
Master class "On the carpet at the chef's"
(Colleagues and subordinates of the hero of the day are invited to the harem. Oriental music is turned on. The next scene is designed for a very friendly team, with a sense of humor. Beads and scarves are put on the participants.)
Host: Early in the morning, early in the morning.
There is nothing to play hide and seek with the bosses,
Bravely went out on the carpet
Subordinates, as for selection.
We stood together in front of the boss.
Bowed in front of the nose,
Smiled, step forward
The handles are boldly on the side.
And let's sing all the songs
Twirl your hips.
Smiled, wider, wider.
As if they won an apartment.
Ask the boss for a word
Hands outstretched in supplication.
We ask in unison, we ask passionately,
We connect the legs. Great!
The boss's gaze scares
All are retreating back.
And then back again.
They smiled. Chef not happy?
He beckons you menacingly with his finger.
Oh, intoxicates, as intoxicates,
It's like a leaf throws you into a shiver,
His gaze confuses you so!
You all rushed forward
You smile! Exactly.
So the hips were trembling,
The body was instantly shackled with fear.
Handles again for pleading
In front, near the chest.
And spinning around him.
You promise this hour.
Always be obedient
Shouting loudly: “Yes! Yes! Yes!".
Turning to leave
You got wings like
And from the happiness of your butt
We write the name of the chief at once!

Fireworks in honor of the hero of the day
Host: In honor of the hero of the day of our dear,
So good today, just golden
We prepared fireworks at the end of the banquet,
I invite everyone to participate in the relay.
(Two teams are organized and selected: a box, matches, a cord (several people), cannons and a salute. Matches run to the box, strike against its side, reach their team, transfer the charge with a kiss, which must reach the entire cord to the gun , the cannon should shout: "Bang!", and the whole team: "Hurray!".)
Host: Our evening is coming to an end, we are glad to once again congratulate our beloved boss on his anniversary, and at the end - the phrase that everyone who gathered here knows - "The boss is always right!"
Ode to the boss
Do not think that the boss is angry, flammable,
Insidious, aggressive and terrible!
The boss does not shout, there is no doubt about that,
He expresses his opinion convincingly!
The boss is punctual and tactful.
Do you sometimes think that he is forgetful?
The boss forgets nothing!
He just does not clog the head with surplus.
The boss is wise, friendly and welcoming,
Always smiles at everyone and is glad to listen
And he does not take bribes and this is joyful,
He only accepts tokens of gratitude.
The boss is talkative and attentive,
In addition, he is very sweet and attractive,
Does not collect gossip, there is no zeal,
He only listens carefully to your opinion.
He has no equal in kindness and understanding,
In decency, skill and education,
And he does not like sneaky, sneak,
Well, loyal workers are rewarded!
The boss does not tolerate deception and betrayal,
In him there is no self-interest, evil and any money-grubbing,
I am very glad to someone else's victory and success,
The boss rarely lies, he is a diplomat!

Scenario for the anniversary of a man (50 years old)

Leading:
This day brought us together and united us.
The birthday boy in the place of honor overshadowed everyone.
After all, it's not for nothing that he was awarded by fate today
This is the date that we call gold among the people.
Host: It's no secret that the years spent by the hero of the day are real wealth, which is calculated not by money, but by good deeds. Therefore, looking at the hero of the occasion, we can safely say that we have a Golden Man in front of us, and we all love and respect him.
Host: Let the beginning of the century be outside the window,
We will not change traditions.
For a dear person
We'll sip a glass of wine now.
I invite all guests to fill their glasses!
(Guests fill their glasses.)
Toast
Dear hero of the day! Congratulations on your golden anniversary! May the gold be preserved for all subsequent years of your life, which means - the house will be a full golden cup, success in work - the largest nuggets, good health, like an ingot of gold! Let's drink to the hero of the day and his current birthday!
Host: Dear ...!
You were born in late autumn
When the leaf has long since fallen golden,
White snow surrounded everything in the yard ...
From under the snow we give you a leaf.
Let this gold leaf
Keep warm in your
Soul and fill life
Happy memories.
Toast
Let us wish, dear guests, to our hero of the day as many happy days as many colored leaves cover the ground in golden autumn, and we will fill our glasses for this.
(The toasts are drunk, and the hero of the day is presented with a maple leaf decorated with a gold gift wrapping, in the center of which is a photo of the hero's family.)
Game "Kind words"
Host: Dear guests! Today we would very much like the hero of the day to feel like a king on the throne. Therefore, we are happy to present him with a golden crown (they are dressed for the hero of the day) and offer to listen to our entourage. Indeed, for a birthday person, a birthday is an annual gift to rejoice in the love and affection that relatives and friends have for him, and for us it is an occasion to come to a person, his friends and tell about what is in our heart. So, in all honesty, find kind words addressed to our hero of the day by decrypting the card you have chosen.
Cards:
1. Ministry of Internal Affairs
2. Air Force
3. Housing and communal services
4. DOE
5. TASS
6. KPU
7. PMK
8. UPI
9. SYNCH
10. NTV
11. RTR
12. WHA
13. ZIL
14. OKA
15. DRSU
For example: OVD - we adore Valera for a long time.
(The soundtrack of the song sounds<Золотое сердце>performed by S. Rotaru, guests choose cards attached to a soft toy in the form of a heart, decipher the abbreviation and name what they have done.)
Prize drawing for guests "Golden Keys"
Host: Friends! It seems to me that the birthday man is very touched by your words and compliments. I think that his heart is always open to you. And so that you can be sure of this, I suggest that the hero of the day give each of you the golden keys from your heart, which are in this box.
(The hero of the day distributes iris to all guests<Золотой ключик>... Each candy is numbered according to the number of guests.)
Host: The meaning here is not so much in the open door,
How much is in a golden human heart.
This is the heart of our hero of the day.
(The hero of the day is given a soft toy in the shape of a brocade heart.)
Host: Dear guests! Please remember all the numbers associated with the date of birth of our birthday boy.
(The guests call.)
Host: Pay attention to your golden keys. Those who have the named number on the sweets receive commemorative prizes. (The presenter shows the card on November 28, 1957). Accordingly, 1, 2, 5, 7, 8, 9 are the lucky numbers.
(Awarding of prizes.)
Host: Today's holiday was not conceived easily.
Guests are asked to prepare for the toast.
(They fill the glasses.)
Toast
We propose a toast to the host of our party, to his hospitality! And for his heart of pure gold of the highest standard!
(The guests are drinking.)
Congratulation "Golden placer of gifts"
Host: Dear hero of the day!
It is a pity that the parks' gold is not visible in late autumn,
But we give you a gold scattering of gifts.
Present:
1. So that your youth will be preserved for a long time,
Drink tea in the morning<Золотая чаша>... (Tea is handed over.)
2. So that you have a happy face,
Get this golden egg as a gift! (“They are presenting a surprise Kindr.)
3. So that troubles go around your house,
Please accept gold coins from us. (Chocolate coins are handed in gold foil.)
4. So as not to put an end to congratulations,
Print to everyone today<Золотую бочку>... (Beer is handed over.)
Host: Congratulations, we will, I hope, continue,
I think everyone is ready to make a toast.
(The presenter gives the guests the floor for congratulations, presenting gifts.)
Host: Today, on this anniversary day, the mother of the hero of the day will say golden words about her son ...
(Congratulations to the mother.)
Host: Happy birthday to a dear and beloved person, his wife and son congratulate him.
(Congratulations from the family.)
Congratulations from the Dwarfs
Host: Dear hero of the day! Please accept congratulations from your next of kin.
(Relatives, seven in number, dress up in gnome costumes. Dance movements are performed to a light melody<Летка-енька>and perform in front of the guests in age order. At the very<старшего гнома>hand drawn large wrapper of chocolate<Альпен Гольд>covered with gold gift wrapping.)

7th Dwarf: In the thicket of the dense forest
Kamyshlovsky pine forest
The gnomes lived as a family,
They dug everything indiscriminately.
1st Dwarf: Everyone has known them for a long time.
There are exactly seven of them.
2nd Dwarf (represents the first):
The elder is the wisest dwarf
He cares about
To have tools
The brothers have the right moments.
3rd gnome (represents the second):
A smaller brother is a serious dwarf,
Busy and funny.
4th Dwarf (represents the third):
The third dwarf is that merry fellow
He will make you laugh at least.
5th Dwarf (represents the fourth):
And the fourth is the dreamer
Miner of various treasures.
6th Dwarf (represents the 5th):
The fifth dwarf is interesting
Enticing, pompous.
7th Dwarf (represents the 6th):
The sixth dwarf is a kind workaholic,
Looking for gold here and there.
1st Dwarf (represents the 7th):
So that the seventh without delay
Could count every gram.
5th Dwarf: We received your telegram yesterday,
We dug 50 deep mines in a day.
7th Dwarf: How much gold was found,
They brought everything with them.
(Show<золото>- a gift the size of a half-sheet of Whatman paper in a gift box.)

7th dwarf: For the hero of the day, this is a mystery.
What's there? .. - It's a chocolate bar!
(They remove the gift wrapping, and there is a large wrapper of chocolate<Алъпен гольд>drawn on a Whatman paper.)
5th Dwarf:<Альпен гольд>her name,
Our hands are trying.
7th dwarf: Anniversary, you look,
There are exactly three fillings here.
(The wrapper is turned over, and on the other side there are three types of chocolate of the same name - envelopes from three families with money.)
5th dwarf: Eat with nuts, eat with raisins,
There is also just chocolate.
We hope this
You will be glad to receive it.
1st family: We hold milk chocolate in our hands,
He will help you achieve good luck in business.
(The envelope is handed over.)
2nd family: We are happy to present chocolate with raisins,
So that you can always be reputed to be your highlight.
(The envelope is handed over.)
3rd family: Here's a glazed nut,
So that you are always strong
And then your nature
Years won't matter!
(The envelope is handed over.)
5th Dwarf: We invite everyone to pour,
To wash the presents.
(Guests fill their glasses,<гномы>they are joined.)
Host: Colleagues at work congratulate the birthday boy on his 50th birthday.
(Congratulations to colleagues.)
Host: Dear birthday boy! Please accept heartfelt wishes from your close friends. (Friends' wishes.)
Game "Questions and Answers"
Host: Dear guests! There is such an aphorism:<Золото проверяют огнем, женщину - золотом, а мужчину - женщиной!>Let's try to make sure that this statement is true.
(The hero of the day and his wife are given envelopes with cards. In one of them - questions, in the other - answers. The wife asks questions to her husband using cards, the husband answers her in the same way.)
Examples of questions:
1. Zolotko, will you give me huge bouquets of roses for every holiday?
2. Darling, will you ever be able to believe that<жена на диване - это золото в кармане?>
3. Darling, would you like to become a gold digger in the future?
4. Buying a gold ring, can you decide to give it to the first person you come across?
Examples of responses:
1. I secretly dream about this.
2. Without a bottle, yes to figure it out!
3. This can only happen in a dream.
4. Easy! But then blame yourself ...
Host: Thank you! God grant that your family always has answers to all questions, and gold is not a stumbling block.
Game "Goldfish"
Host: Friends! Each of us at least once in his life dreamed of catching a goldfish so that it would fulfill three cherished desires. And now I offer you this unique opportunity. (The host walks around the guests with a bag containing fish cut out of cardboard. One of them is gold, and offers to choose any of them without looking into the bag.<золотой рыбки>has the right to voice his three wishes, choose them among the cards offered by the presenter. But before that, he calls anyone among the guests<исполнителя>.)
Examples of desires:
1. I want a toast to be made in honor of the hero of the day, in which there would be three words<юбилей>.
2. I want any item on the table to be presented to the birthday person as a memorable gift with meaning.
3. I want your neighbors to the right and left to recite a children's poem in chorus.
4. I want you to shake hands with the hero of the day and gallop on one leg to your place.
5. I want you to sing the motive of a familiar song to the guests, and they will guess its name.
(Rewarding<исполнителей>desires.)
Toast
For all the golden words
That sounded today
They are after all the soul of each of us
Overwhelmed with themselves.
Let's drink for something
That the hero of the day brought us together.
During the period of life that we call
We are the golden mean.
(The guests are drinking.)
Music. Dancing.