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Here are overheard stories proving that life is sometimes much more interesting than fiction.

The wife told. A young woman came to her appointment. It was a difficult case, we talked for an hour and a half. We discussed everything, the patient understood everything. My wife is setting the date for the next appointment. Turns back to the calendar on the wall: “In three weeks. The numbers of the eighth. Conveniently? The patient replies: - Could you repeat to me what you said? I read lips. Deaf. He speaks superbly. Reads lips. For an hour and a half, my wife did not suspect anything, although deaf people often come to see her.

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My friend was very fond of the singer Bilan. I even met my husband at one of his concerts. And so, on some holiday I was among those invited to visit them. Now imagine my face when I heard that their daughter's name is (!!!) DIBILA. In honor of the aforementioned Dima Bilan ... Seriously. I allowed some tactlessness, sincerely believing that I was being played, and asked to see the birth certificate. Fuck ... I'm still confused

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She was born in the late 80s, when pharmacies did not have such an assortment of different drugs. Then it was customary in the first days of a newborn to bathe in a slightly pink solution of potassium permanganate to disinfect water and skin. But my mom went too far with the dose and after bathing I turned into a negro (potassium permanganate gave a shade to the skin). This trouble happened just a couple of hours before the arrival of my grandmother, who was preparing to see me for the first time. And here it is! In general, for a long time my mother made excuses and explained what was what))

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We arranged a mini-bachelorette party with my friends, ordering a sea of ​​sushi at home. The next day, I had to throw away the boxes of all this, which had accumulated as many as two bags. Right next to the container, one of the packages burst and all the contents lay in the snow. Then, from behind the forest, from behind the mountains, grandfather Yegor came out. Or rather, a homeless person Anatoly, as he later introduced himself, crawled out from behind the trash can. He stretched out his palm and said: "Madam, let me take it all away, don't bother!" and began to throw everything into the trash. All the knights are here!

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I say that chess is my favorite game, although I only know how the pieces move. Several classes of music schools, but in many pictures I am at the piano in a large hall. I paint a little, but the edited portraits say I'm just a talent. I read books in abbreviated form so that there are more pseudo-knowledge in my arsenal, I memorize scientific facts, skillfully weaving them into a conversation. I'm pretending to be a dick and I can't stop! It's very scary to run into someone who digs deeper and realizes that in fact I am a bunch

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When I was 10 years old, I saw on TV a video of the Disco Crash "Severe Rap". In it, one of the soloists was brushing his teeth with black toothpaste. In our tiny town, of course, there was no such paste, but I just wanted it madly. I went after my older brother and begged to find one. And one day he brought black pasta in a jar! There was no limit to my happiness. And more recently, I remembered this story, and my brother admitted that he simply rubbed Activated carbon and mixed it with regular pasta. My beloved bratello)

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I work as a cashier and we had one interesting granny. The story began with the fact that once this grandmother did not have enough of a few rubles. I added from mine. She was moved, cried, thanked me. But apparently she liked it and she began to go exactly to my shift and buy absolutely different things that grandmother can afford. And every time at the checkout to make wet eyes and plaintively re-count the pennies again and again. I paid once ... paid two ... And then I got tired. Granny! Have some shame!

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I decided to buy an apartment in a 3-storey building, built in the 50s. All the acquaintances dissuaded, they say, the house is old, the cladding is horror, and also apartments on a long corridor, like in a hostel, and so on. A year has passed. I'm happy. The spacious, light layout, and the neighbors are heard only if they “shoot from the cannon”. And for the first time in my life I know all the neighbors, and they do not impose themselves on guests, and when they found out that there was not enough money for the salary, they silently brought "goodies" from the dacha. It's like a family that I didn't have. And friends are jealous

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As a child, a friend had a home theater, every evening they gathered to watch movies. Once we decided to watch a horror movie, we sit, scared, there are speakers everywhere, all the rustles are heard. Then my friend could not resist rushed to the toilet ( private house, toilet on the street) opens the door and there is SHE, death with a scythe, everything is as it should be, the hood, the face is not visible. He naturally yells. Turns on the light, it turned out it was a neighbor, it was raining in the hood, only not with a scythe, but with a shovel, which my friend at the gate had forgotten, and the man brought in: D

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A work colleague told about his wife, how she caught him in a dream in a dream, without waking up, sat on top of her peacefully sleeping husband and began to strangle him. I woke up with a good slap in the face. Laughed at work and forgot. 5 years have passed and a similar story is happening to me. I wake up from the fact that the faithful, sitting astride me, with closed eyes, squeezes her fingers on my throat. I woke her up more correctly, but in the morning she did not remember anything. Probably all women have a gene for murdering a husband in case of adultery.

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Left home without keys. Mom needed to leave urgently. I come home, there are no keys, no one is at home. I waited at the entrance for 3 hours, when my dad opened the door and saw a note on the table "the keys are from a neighbor." What kind of logic is it, to leave a note on the table of a closed apartment about where the keys are?

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I had a boyfriend. He did not say his last name in any way. Jokingly, she began to call him `` Chainikov ''. What my surprise was when, after some time, he showed me his license, passport and business cards with his surname Dummies! Here you guessed it, so you guessed it! And he thought that I had punched him by the license plate.

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The son (6 years old) went into the kitchen with a light bulb in his mouth, my husband, laughing, dropped a large mug of hot coffee on his leg, I jumped up from a loud blow and my husband's shout and hit the shelf above my head. Bottom line: the three of us sat in the emergency room: a husband with suspected broken fingers and a burn, I with a suspicion of a concussion and a son with a light bulb in his mouth. The doctor could barely hold on so as not to laugh

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It seems to me that every girl has her own superpower. Someone turns out well in the photo, someone eats a lot and does not get fat. And my hair grows very slowly on my legs, it can stay smooth for a month) Not so hot, of course, but better than nothing))

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My dog ​​is not very playful, she collects her toys, puts them near her and ends there. My husband and I decided to show her how to play. We took the ball and started throwing it at each other, running after it ... In general, we tried. The dog looked, looked ... Then it came up to me at the moment when the ball was in my hand, took it and carried it to all the other toys ...

Hardly anyone can argue with the statement that life is much more interesting than any fiction.
Strange and wonderful things happen to each of us every day, and sometimes it is simply impossible to keep silent about it. Therefore, there is even a special project that helps people share their revelations anonymously.
There are different stories: joyful and sad, evil and kind. We are inspired by stories about what made their authors' lives happier and more fun. It is these revelations that are collected in this article.

About good

I'm waiting for my wife on a bench at the entrance. A ginger cat comes up and meows. I talked to him, and he fumbles and meows, he also tells me something of his own, it is clear that he is home, he is lost, he is not afraid of people. I met him at the house and the next day - again meows something to me. On the third day I saw him all dirty - as before, he came up to me and already meowed sadly, as if crying. Never in my life have I had animals before, and now lives the smartest and most sociable cat in the whole world.

I live in a city with two railway stations. The railway line from one station to another runs through the city, along the road to the airport. So, if gaytsy sit in an "ambush" with a radar on the road, then the driver "blinks" the headlights of a diesel locomotive to oncoming cars. Our people cannot be defeated! Those who have poor eyesight - we arm ourselves with glasses so as not to miss the signal. The online store offers modern glasses for sight to buy literally in one click. You just need to choose the frame model you like and add the parameters of the lenses from the recipe, place an order - and wait for the package. Convenient service, quality materials, free shipping and product warranty - these facts speak in favor of choosing this particular store.

My wife is a teacher at the institute, strict, gives two marks without compromise. Sometimes he brings the test sheets home. So, when my "bitch" falls asleep, I change some deuces to threes, because I myself was a loser. While canal. Have fun kids, you have your own incognito genie!

Once, when I was in first grade, I ran down the school hallway and fell. The floors were wooden, all knees and palms were in numerous splinters. Suddenly, tenth-graders came to the rescue, who skipped the lesson, picking splinters from my knees, calming me down, crying bitterly. Many years have passed since then, and I remember these supermen! If they are reading this: thank you guys so much for your kindness.

I fell asleep in the subway after work. I wake up, I understand that I put my hands under my head and put my hands on the man's knees. I felt ashamed, did not know how to get up and dump unnoticed. Apparently, the man saw that I woke up and said with a smile: "Yes, you are asleep, asleep, I passed my stop 10 minutes ago."

About failures

Photographer. After the registry office, the newlyweds are given pigeons to release them into the sky. I take a standard shot, when the pigeons are in their hands, and I say: "Kiss!" In 99% of cases, grooms kiss a pigeon, not a bride.

Came to new job, I was making eyes at the guy for a week, the next week he came up and asked what he did to me and why I was looking at him so viciously.

Three years celebrated the anniversary of the registration of marriage on October 17, until they looked at the certificate, in which the date is November 17 ...

I'm at work, my husband is at home. To my question: "What are you doing?" - answered: "I'm doing your job!" I was delighted: I thought that she was cooking dinner and washes the floors. I come, and he is eating candy.

As a child, when I visited my grandmother at home, I imagined that the socket in the bedroom was a microphone, and sang various songs into it. I stopped doing this when the neighbors said through the same outlet: "Girl, we can hear everything."

About life

Today such a sun, I recall March 8, 2009, is also very sunny and warm, this is a rarity. We were driving around the city in a tram, and then the woman driver sang into the microphone, then the conductor read a verse, and all passengers were allowed to send congratulations, read poetry, and sing. And I just lost the power of speech and cried from an excess of emotions. This is Peter.

At the exit of the subway in front of me, my grandmother climbed the stairs and five year old boy... Coming out into the spring Moscow sun, the baby stopped and breathed: “A strange melancholic state ...” “Don't drive yourself into this emotional trap,” replied the grandmother, and they headed towards the entrance to Pushkinsky. Cultural Moscow.

I live in Germany. who can pronounce "Kraftzeughaftflichtferzicherung" without pausing to take a breath call the frying pan "Kawaraska" because, damn it, the Russian language is very difficult!

About love

After my business went bankrupt, I worked as a taxi driver for two months, didn’t say anything to my wife. Today I found out that she knew everything and secretly worked as a tutor in English... I love her.

When I went to school, my mother always woke me up in the morning, now I study in another city several thousand kilometers away, I go to school by half past eight, and my mother goes to work by ten, but every morning she calls me at seven in the morning and wishes good morning... Take care of your mothers - they are the most valuable thing you have.

She often spent most of her childhood visiting my mother at work in the children's oncological rehabilitation center.
So one 17-year-old girl with her boyfriend left an indelible impression for her whole life. She had osteosarcoma, had several chemotherapy sessions, cut off her left leg above the knee. Once a guy came to visit her, that girl told him, they say, let's disperse, I don't want to ruin your life. The guy told her a firm "no" and said that she was the best for him.
Not so long ago I met them by chance. She is in trousers, with a prosthesis, of course, walking, holding a hand, with them two children. We talked, the eldest son (he is 6) got into the conversation, proudly declaring that his mother is the best, because she is the Terminator.

Every day a lot of events happen to us: funny or not so, funny or a little sad. There is even a special project that helps people share their revelations anonymously. Here the funniest stories firsthand. Put things aside for a while and recharge good mood right now.

• My husband and I rarely drink alcohol. One evening I really wanted to have a bottle of Czech beer. We always replace the word “beer” with “kvass”, because our 6-year-old daughter associates beer with marginal people on the site, whom we always cautiously avoid. So, we drink "kvass", the phone rings. The daughter comes up: “Hello, hello, granny! Things are good! Parents? They are drinking beer, but they say that kvass! " Curtain.
• My grandmother received a new type of certificate (a plastic card with a photo and all information about the owner). She came today terribly dissatisfied, she said that everyone in the Public Service Center was laughing at her. It turned out that my brother told her that now, presenting an identity card in The Pension Fund, you need to bring it to your face and say "Multipassport".
• I sit roaring. My husband wipes away my tears. I thought it was so cute. I went to the mirror ... and he painted my mustache with blurred ink!
• In the kitchen, my wife makes tea, and my dog ​​and I rub together. Suddenly she slips on the laminate and drops the empty cup. I pick up my wife, and the dog catches the cup with his teeth. I put my wife down, the dog gave her a cup and held out his paw to me. I gave him a high and we walked away proudly.
• A friend of mine once lost a kitten in an apartment. I looked everywhere! In the couch, behind the couch, on the balcony, in the toilet, in the bathroom, but all is in vain ... And she felt the urge to eat, opened the refrigerator, and there ... her miracle was sleeping peacefully on a pot of soup.

• I go down the elevator, a taxi has already arrived at the airport and is waiting. I understand that something is wrong with the sneakers - I forgot to insert the insoles into them. I throw my things into the car and back to the 20th floor on a slow elevator - I want to have time to run to the apartment and back before the elevator leaves, so as not to get stuck waiting for the elevator.
  The plan is interrupted by a girl standing on my floor. Ok, I ask her to wait literally 15 seconds. She agrees with a kind of flirtatious smile. I run after the insoles and hear the lift close and drive away. I think: well, yo-my, how is it possible? I come back, and she stands and waits for me without an elevator.

• Somehow we talked with my boyfriend, who absolutely does not know how to cook, what he would do if he were left with small children and without means of communication with the world, but a full refrigerator. Thinking for a long time, he convulsively grabbed me with the words: “What are you, you can not leave the children! You can't leave them with me before they can eat sausages! "
• Today I realized that I am a decent girl, when I flew down the stairs in heels and instead of a mat shouted: "Oh-oh-oh!"

• I flew a few months ago from the USA to Moscow. I am sitting in the economy, approximately in the middle of the plane. As soon as we gained altitude, I hear a slight rumble of voices on the rise. Then they slap me on the shoulder: "Girl, pass me the fare!" And a $ 20 bill. I do the same with the passenger in front of me. In general, when this "twenty" rested against the wall, so to speak, after a minute's pause, the liner covered with Homeric laughter. Everything was invented by two Russian guys in the gallery, and the whole plane was led!
• My fiancé (already my husband) wrote on the sky lantern on our wedding day: “Take me away, I don’t know her”.

• Once I meet my son from school and see such a touching moment as his classmate takes out a pie, breaks it in half and gives one part to Yegor.
  The next day I tell my son: “Now you have to treat the girl, otherwise it’s not going well,” I give him a trifle for sweets, send him to school.
  In the evening I ask:
  - Well, did you treat a classmate?
  - Not. I gave it away with money.

• For three days now, my brother has been finding my phone and setting idiotic melodies on my alarm clock. The day before yesterday I woke up to "Aka-47", yesterday to Valery Leontiev - "Augustine", and today to "Natural Blond". I'm tired.

• Cook dinner. I urgently sent my husband to the store (3 minutes walk from home) for a bow. Returns after 40 minutes and shouts from the doorway: "Honey, there was no onion anywhere, I bought dill!" I start to laugh, and he doesn’t understand: “Did I do something funny?”
• On the Voronezh-Moscow train, when the passenger asked about the presence of Wi-Fi in the carriage, the conductor answered: "What are you, nothing like that, the carriage is disinfected twice a day!"
• I am engaged in archery. I somehow left arrows at the dacha. I come back in a week for them, but they disappeared. Found in the garden with tomatoes. It turned out they tied them to tomatoes. Grandmother…

A selection of life stories proving that reality is much more interesting than fiction

I have a Yorkshire Terrier at home. The dog is purebred, so we buy it expensive shampoos, sprays, etc. Few people know, but I use it all. Now I have shiny beautiful hair like my dog.
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Classmates during the days of cheerful drunken students rented a private house and fed a noble dog named Druzhok. They said: one of them goes home late at night from the store, Druzhok got in touch with her. He sees a large group of mountaineers in the alley, thinks they'll get to the bottom right now - and the Arctic fox will be me. Robbed or raped. One of the non-Russians comes up and speaks with a characteristic accent: Friends Druzhka are my friends, let's go and see them out. And he did. Druzhok - connecting people.
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When I lived with my family, we had an eternal battle for the harvest. All year round under the sink they saved the shells from the eggs (in the country, pour under the bushes). Stored torn nylon tights... It is convenient for them, having cut them into ribbons, to tie up tomatoes in the country. We were saving milk packages. This is for seedlings. Didn't throw away the mayonnaise buckets. It is convenient to pick berries in them. You take a ribbon from your pantyhose. You make a loop. You hang the bucket around your neck. Hands are free. Hello raspberry! Well, and, of course, banks! The eternal cycle of cans in nature.
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At language courses a couple of years ago they made a "collage of desires" - they cut out phrases and pictures from old magazines and pasted them on whatman paper. On my collage the main phrase “Life is like in a movie. Now is the time for ... "and further in small groups - family, home, rest, yoga, quite a bit of work ... I hung it in the kitchen to the dining table ... today I looked and was stunned - almost all wishes came true! Especially in terms of family and recreation. But it’s in vain that I pasted the picture there “enjoy delicious food". Recovered by 10 kg in 2 years.
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Dad's friends went to rest in nature. Arriving, they went to look for a place to spend the night and did not approach the car for 2 days. When we returned, we noticed that the car was behaving strangely. Upon arrival, they drove into the service for repairs. An auto mechanic calls in the evening and says: “Do you want to neigh? Come! " They come in and show them the following picture: the squirrel has hammered some crap with nuts right all the way. Just an incredible amount of nuts. They got a discount for nuts)
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When I was little, we had a kitty. Due to circumstances, I often had to be at home alone. Like all children, I often played dirty tricks, and by the time my mother arrived, I diligently covered all traces of my pranks. When my mother returned from work, our cat Michelle ran to meet her, and meowed very strongly with different intonations. The bottom line is that mom talked to her. I asked her what I had done during my stay in the house. And at the same time I walked around the whole apartment and Michelle “told” what I had done wrong, and my mother found me. All my childhood, I really didn’t love our cat at such moments because she handed me over to my mother every time. I always asked my mother to teach me how to talk to a cat. But she only rejected the answer that when I myself become a mother, only then will I learn to talk to cats. After a while, all this was forgotten. I grew up. And recently my mother reminded me of conversations with a cat. She said that I was very bad at covering my tracks, and so that I did not learn how to destroy them all, she pretended to speak with our Michelle. After all, you always need to know what your child has done.
*** I'll tell you how I entertain myself in the metro when I'm bored) Once, when I was driving home in the evening, listening to my favorite tracks on headphones, in the usually crowded metro car of the Zamoskvoretskaya line, an attractive girl patted me on the shoulder and asked something. Of course, I realized that she asked something like: "on the next one, come out?" I had to go out and I shook my head and said, "Yes." And then O_o puzzled me. What if she asked something else! For example: "Can I rip your balls off?" And I was like that, shook my head and said: "Yes." Confusion. Since then, I have been entertaining myself on the subway, asking people with headphones (mostly girls) various stupid questions, such as: "Will you marry me?" The girl shakes her head and says, "Yes." I laugh, people laugh nearby. The girl is at a loss. Mood is good.
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Somehow we rested with friends at my house, drank, listened to music, and quite loudly. The time was far past midnight, I tried to make it quieter, because I was terribly afraid of a guy from the next apartment, I often ran into him at the entrance - a real hulk, under 2 meters tall, all in tattoos, always with a terribly serious expression on his face, in general, creepy a type. But one of my friends kept turning up the volume, I didn’t have time to follow him. As a result, there was a knock on the door, and with such force that I immediately realized who was behind the door. The music was immediately turned off, everyone was quiet. I went to the door, looked through the peephole - indeed, that same creepy neighbor. Opening the door a little, I was ready to say goodbye to the white light. "Well, are we having fun?" he yelled. “Well, a little,” I squeaked. My knees were shaking with fear, it seemed to me that I would faint. He put his hand in his pocket, felt something. I think, well, everything, now he will take out the barrel and shoot me, this is the end. And he took out his phone and said: "Listen, what was the last song you played for, turn it on again, otherwise Shazam won't recognize me through the wall." From that day on Vkontakte found me, throwing music to each other.
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More than anything, I don't like it when my girlfriend asks to watch a movie with her. Then it begins: “Why can't you be so romantic?”, “But you probably wouldn’t have thought of congratulating me on my birthday in this way!”, “Look what Gosling’s press is! You, too, would not hurt to pump up! " Darling, I understand everything - it's probably difficult to be the girl of such a jerk, but maybe when you finish your third cutlet and break away from your TV shows, you finally realize that it's not Scarlett Johansson either? I love you, but no fucking thing, I won't wear blue lenses to be like Somerhalder.
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My childhood was spent in the countryside. She studied at a rural school. Perestroika period. In economics lesson they gave homework gather a team and defend the business plan of your project. For some reason, all the girls without exception had projects to open beauty salons, apparently, they did not have enough brains for more. And the boys have security companies. I defended the project for the production of ALCOHOL, while defending I talked about the advantages of the project (you can make on any raw material, even on rotten potatoes, is widely used in industry, medicine, etc., is in demand in the production of vodka ... sorry, business is business and the main goal is to make a profit). And this is the 90s, when vodka was sold even in stalls. My entire team was given a grade of "3", the rest of the class was "5". It was insulting to tears. There were no computers then, I was collecting information in the regional library. After school, she left for Moscow, graduated from one of the leading universities in Russia, worked in international holdings, then successfully implemented her projects. I remember the lesson of school economics with a smile.
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V student years I was so overwhelmed with friends that I rode a taxi all night. The hostel is already closed. So I, an important lady, called a taxi, crawled into the car, gave him the last thousand and asked him to ride until morning. And he is caring - not only did he not refuse, he covered me with a blanket, wiped my tears, gave me a bowl, fed me in the morning, and took me to the hostel. I still managed to make orders. Shame, I still don't drink.
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The house is built on a corner, going out to the balcony I can see the neighbors on the floor below. The first time I noticed a month ago: the baby is drawing at the table, the pregnant mother helps, and next to her is the grandmother. Sometimes I also paid attention to the luminous window, but today everything was different: the little one draws at the table, the grandmother fusses about, and the mother walks through the kitchen with a newborn baby. Tears of joy rolled down for people who were completely unfamiliar to me, and they probably do not even suspect that for someone they are like a window into another life.

We all love jokes, but sometimes life "composes" such stories that it is very difficult to believe them the first time. And how much humor and comedy there is in such stories ... It's great that there is an opportunity to "overhear" such people with whom funny situations happened.

About female

I walked around a large clothing store. There were many young mothers with children who were whining and begging to go home. Few managed to calm the children down. One woman excelled. She walked with the baby between the shelves, looking at the things she liked, and said to the child: “Where is the exit? I can't find it in any way. "

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When I watched the cartoon "Prostokvashino" as a child, I did not understand Uncle Fyodor's mother. I thought: what a harmful woman, she always swears, does not want to go to her son in the village from the resort. But now I understand that she is not so bad. And that I, too, would have better rested on the sea than in the village ...

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When I am walking alone or with someone and I need to be photographed by a stranger, I look for girls in heels in the crowd. They certainly won't run away with my phone!

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Friends love how I cook. My husband recently admitted that my culinary talent is one of the reasons why he married me. And I just realized from my youth that a dish in sour cream, tucked into the oven, is the key to success.

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Today I finally went to the fitness center. She tried to persuade herself for a long time. I left, then I got sick, then I fought with laziness. I bought a uniform, shoes ... I prepared mentally for such an event for a long time. But ... fitness has moved.

And funny and awkward

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I walk down the street, towards a man. In front of him, in palms folded in a boat, carefully carries something. I sharpened it - like a kitten or a puppy, plump, red. Difficult to see, the sun blinds + myopia, and the man is far away. The man is getting closer, I stare, trying to understand who he is so tenderly carrying. And then he brings his hands to his face and relishly bites the head of a puppy kitten! I was about to yell, but I managed to see who he was carrying - whitewash! Plump redhead, whitish! I almost turned gray!

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My parents are TV eaters. When one of them comes into the room with food, the carve-up begins immediately (most often, dad tries to take it away from mom, because he is too lazy to go himself). The last time: Mom holds a bowl of soup by one end, Dad at the second, and everyone pulls.

Everything continued until all the contents spread over the carpet. They ran from that place at the same speed as they pulled the plate - in different directions, shouting: "Your soup was, you have to clean it up!" Dad is 46, mom is 44.

From childhood

In the summer, when I was little, I often spent time with my grandparents at the dacha. My grandfather is an ardent smoker. Every morning we went out into the garden, sat on a bench by the pond, and grandfather smoked his pipe. When I asked why he was doing this, my grandfather told me that clouds appear due to the smoke from the pipe. All my childhood I looked at the sky with a sense of pride, because it is thanks to my beloved grandfather that everyone admires the beautiful sky with clouds :)

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Children often cannot sleep because they are twirling under the covers. My dad, when I was little, put me to bed, lifted the blanket over the bed and said: "Well, turn around!" After which I turned, turned and then froze, exhausted, and he covered me with a blanket. It was getting warm and cozy and I didn't want to spin around anymore. Instantly fell asleep.

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The son was 6 years old. They put a plate of dumplings in front of him. The child looked at them for a long time, and then roared. To the question: "What happened?" - he replied: "I don't know where to start!"

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In the morning I ask my daughter (3 years old):
- Lizonka, what are you going to eat?
- Do we have some bread?
- There is.
- And the butter?
- And there is butter.
- And the sausage?
- And there is a sausage.
- I'll have pancakes.