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D Childhood is when you can show your age on your fingers.
D Childhood is when you go to pick berries and ask your grandmother about each one: "Is this possible?"
D Welfare: you run out of money - go, narwhal, continue playing!
WITH I'm not sorry for myself. I am big, strong and I can do anything. Sorry for the girl I was many years ago. She is so small and she dreamed, and I ... could not help her ... Make her dreams come true. Sorry…
I AM I want to remain a child forever ... But not because the child has no responsibility or something. But because adult games are not interesting ...
T only in childhood can you be bald, toothless and still be a beauty
H I did not like kindergarten, because you need to sleep there! What a fool she was!
D Childhood is the light at the beginning of the tunnel.
A In general, as a child, I thought that Easter cake is a middle name.
R I wanted to remember my childhood and jumped into a snowdrift ... who knew that there was a shop?
B go with children, they have less worries ...
TO ud childhood is leaving?
Where it plays!
V poll on the CLASSMATS website - Who was vaccinated against measles in the 3rd grade, you do not know, you can already wash?
WITH with age, people do not stop playing, just toys are becoming more expensive and more dangerous.
D Childhood is a time of many questions, opportunities and consequences.
A Quarl honey. Taste familiar from childhood.
D The childhood ends when you want the wishes to be fulfilled not by Santa Claus, but by the Snow Maiden.
H As a child, they could not drive home to at least eat. Now children cannot be kicked out into the street so that they can at least breathe.
V in childhood, we didn’t bother about how to dress, all the clothes were bought for us by our parents, and now you look at children's photos and you understand that the parents also didn’t bother much about how to dress
TO When I was little, I was very harmful, but now I have grown and harmfulness, in my opinion, has grown with me.
I AM from a generation of people who, in childhood, before going to bed, looked at the carpet on the wall.
WITH neg ... Adults say that this is frozen water, but children know better: these are small stars with a magical taste of the New Year.
TO When in childhood you come up with pranks, thinking with your head, you get it in the ass. With age, everything changes: when you think with your ass, for some reason they give you a blow on the head ...
V from in the kindergarten, with love, everything was super ... went up to the girl you like and say "I love you" ... and she "and I love you" ... took each other by the hand and let's go smacking ...
D Children's happiness is when you blow bubbles and they, touching the ground, do not burst ...
NS parents are alive - we are still children ...
AND sometimes, we do stupid things just not to admit that we have already matured ...
V remember childhood, good fairy tales, because then we did not wear masks yet ...
I AM I remember my childhood, and my heart aches with tenderness.
V When I was a child, I played with a doll, and my brother fiddled with a soldier ... But time passed and everything changed, my brother got a doll ... And I have a soldier ...
T at the stage of childhood:
1st stage: "Mom and Dad, don't leave, I'm scared without you!"
2nd stage: “Parents, are you leaving? Oh, okay. "
3rd stage: "Ancestors, are you still here ?!"
M not often in childhood they said that I was a very kind and sweet girl ...
In general ... jinxed, bastards ...
M We only grow up when we start avoiding puddles!
NS x, somewhere golden time when you were praised for eating! ...
I AM from 5 years old a hacker, it all started with the fact that I hacked my grandmother's sideboard, hacked a few sweets from there, for which I was brutally banned from the street for 2 days.
M all ages are submissive to ultrafilms !!!
NS Omnyu in childhood told everyone that I would not drink, smoke and swear! Now, besides the fact that I drink and smoke, even in my thoughts mate!
WITH Best evidence in childhood: “Don't you believe? Ask my mom! "
NS I’m going to the kindergarten. Sleep. Eat. Play. And then zadolbalo. Nifiga I don't get enough sleep, I don't eat. Yes, and there is no one to play with.
V childhood life made sense and you were killing time, but now - nonsense has life and time is killing you.
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How nice to accidentally meet a smell from childhood somewhere)
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And yet we were so naive in childhood that even the phrase "Close your eyes, open your mouth" was not at all alarming)))
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And you, too, in childhood believed that when you fell asleep then your toys came to life.
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Childhood is when you and the guys are all in tights, but not fagots.
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As a child, we were offended by those who did not play with us ... Now we are offended by those who play with us.
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Eh ... how you sometimes want to return to childhood, where you were truly happy because you were simply let out into the street ...
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As a child, they could not drive us home to at least eat. Now children cannot be kicked out into the street so that they can at least breathe.
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Why not introduce lunchtime sleep at work, as in kindergarten ... and how then did you not want to sleep !!!
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Childhood ends when memories appear that cause sadness.
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Earlier, as a child, I go to the store: "Oh, chocolates ... oh, sweets!" And now ... "Well, chocolates ... well, sweets ... OPPPPPPACHKI ... MARTINI !!!
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When you want to grow up faster, you are still a child! But when you miss your childhood, you have grown up a long time ago!
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How great it was in childhood - I cried for five minutes and they bought you a NEW CAR.
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And when you were little, did you call your friend and invite her to take a walk around the house?
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Previously, friends asked - will you go to the village to see your grandmother !? and now, do you have a foreign passport !?
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And I was a fool in my childhood collecting stamps ... Dollars were necessary!
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Childhood is a time when you still do not know how to use foul language ...
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Sometimes you really want to be a little child: go to bed, turn your head against the wall, cover yourself with a blanket and take offense at everyone around you ...
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And I want to, and I want to go down the hill again in winter, throwing snowballs at our boys, making funny snowmen in the yard ...
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This is how it was in childhood: silence is a sign of consent, and now figs you will understand whether this is consent, or is he again ignoring you ...
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To understand what kind of person you are, it is enough to look at yourself through the eyes of your childhood.
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And did anyone eat leaves from trees so that mom does not smell cigarettes?)))
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The biggest misconception in our life is that we thought it was great to be adults!
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I didn't have a little duck as a kid, so I bathed with frozen chicken.
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I am from that generation when school notebooks were with blotting paper ...
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Childhood is the happiest years of life, but not for children.
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ADRENALIN FEAR MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION - this is when in childhood they say to you: "your mother was looking for you"
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Mom, when you were little, was there a TV in your antiquity?
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Did you also bring tests in matchboxes to the school infirmary? You come to the office, and there is a full basket of signed boxes and you are so imperceptibly yours - a thrower ...)))
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Childhood without the Internet is the best that life could give us!
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Childhood ends when, instead of crying "mommy", we relishly pronounce "fuck" ...
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But sometimes you want to return to childhood, when we did not know what love is !!!
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Plastic skittles are crazy toys. Everyone had them in childhood, and no one knew what to do with them.
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Mom, Kolka called me "murzilka" ... Mom, should I give him back or be proud ???
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Could the boy you were be proud of the man you have become?
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I could barely resist not to buy soap bubbles ... eh ... I have to constantly remind myself that I am already 20 and I am a serious person in life :)
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And a person becomes an adult when he stops wanting it.
Funny statuses about childhood
cookies, and butter in the middle ^^ mm. childhood
Being mature means regaining the seriousness that you had in childhood - in the game.
In the kindergarten, savvy teachers in a quiet hour came up with a competition for children: whoever falls asleep first, he need not sleep!
Finding love was somehow easier at the age of six.
Admit it - at some point in your life you still tried to find superpowers in yourself !!!
Happiness is when in childhood, at night, you run from the toilet to bed and are glad that you were not eaten!
Childhood is when you remembered all the transformations of Pokémon!
Everyone believes that childhood is the best time in the world, except, perhaps, the children themselves.
Do you want to know how others really see you? Don't look in the mirror, just ask any child to draw you!
Sometimes I want to become a child, because only now I understand that broken knees heal faster than a broken heart.
A child educator who does not remember his childhood is bad.
Childhood is a time when, looking at a guy, you do not have thoughts of what he is like in bed.
And in kindergarten everything was simpler: you exchanged sweets and you are already husband and wife.
Growing up - this is when you like sunbathing on your back, and not on your stomach as before.
What a pity that children, unlike the phone, do not have the "on the plane" mode!
I immediately understand that I have problems when my mother calls me by my full name!
Surely in every child there is a particle of genius. The task of the parents is to see this particle, get it and develop it into genius.
Childhood is the time when both the highest, noble ideals and the most insignificant, petty thoughts can be laid in a person.
My cry made my mom smile only once - when I was born
I loved walking as a child in the park. Life is sweet like cotton candy. He asked to twist the folder even harder. Come on, the same carousel is spinning.
Everyone complains that you can't force children to learn. Or maybe force a child to drink alcohol, and he will become a brilliant doctor in spite of you, for example?
Childhood is returning from the toilet at night to rejoice that you were not eaten.
Eh, childhood. You communicate to the whole apartment "I pooped / ah!" And everyone comes running to help you.
There is nothing authentic left in the world. Except for a childish smile.
Childhood passes quickly. Children's grievances remain for a long time. Sometimes for life.
I have always tried to avoid temptations, but the older I get, the more I feel that temptations have already begun to avoid me !!!
Judging by the fact that as a child I wrapped myself in a blanket and imagined that I was a pancake that a cannibal would eat, then I have mental disorders from an early age.
One and the same thing at different ages is seen in different ways.
And I remember, earlier in the kindergarten we made holes in the eggs from under the kinder surprise, and cut the garlic inside.) Mm. Heh heh.
I remember my childhood. without a computer and the Internet! And you may not believe me, but we were happier than today's children!
The most difficult thing in adulthood is to force yourself not to interfere when your child is building a fortress out of cushions !!!
When I was little, everyone told me. "Come out for a walk, to the cinema, football." And I sat studying English, read, went to sports. And this is what happens: everyone grew up de * ilami, I'm the only smart one!
Childhood is the best time in life - you don't owe anyone anything, on the contrary, everyone is trying for you.
Snow ... Adults say that this is frozen water, but children know better: these are small stars with a magical taste of the New Year.
If my calculations in algebra are correct, then ... it means that someone did them for me!
As a child, it seemed to me. that 30 is already a deep old age ... It turned out - it seemed!
Now I was decorating the house, watching a Christmas movie and I feel that some kind of miracle is sitting in me and does not want to climb out. God, I still believe in fairy tales.
We are not bored by childhood, we are in a hurry to grow up, and then we dream of becoming children again.
A sign of old age - when at the sight of the police you are no longer nervous, but rather calm down ...
Announcement on the school wall Vkontakte: - Samsung Galaxy Tab S tablet for sale - Ekaterina Stepanovna! What are you doing ?! You said you would give it back after school!
Between a wonderful childhood and serious adulthood, there is still a terrible time - adolescence.
As a child, she dreamed of becoming a doctor. Now - I am a doctor and dream of returning to childhood ...
We strived so hard to grow up, and now we have grown up, now we want to go back from these eternal problems, these feelings, this emptiness in the soul, and that's it, it's too late.
Let childhood mature in children.
The most common school lie: “I did it honestly !!! I just forgot my notebook at home! But I did !!
In childhood, the most, most terrible phrase - I will tell everything to your mother!
The game "must quickly get dressed" begins somewhere at the age of 5-6, and then continues for the rest of your life ...
There is nothing more exhausting than setting a good example for children!
It is difficult to teach children how to be educated when the parents themselves are ignorant.
Everyone has their own taste of childhood, mine - candied dates and “Chapito” with motorcycle races under the circus dome. It is a painful pity that all this is behind us.
I watch the clip of the Ivanushka International "Doll" group and cry, remembering my childhood ... It's a shame that you can't go back there.
As a child, we used to say, clutching little fingers: “Make up, make up, make up and don't fight anymore!”
It used to be, you open a kinder - try it, collect it, now it's much easier, but is it more interesting?
Best status:
Childhood passes quickly, the child grows out of it, as from short pants, and forgets about his fun ...
Walking with parents in the park ... Fountains are hot in summer and life is sweet as cotton candy ... That merry-go-round is spinning ... and to this day.
I remember that in kindergarten they made small holes in the eggs from the kinder surprise and pushed the garlic inside. For what purpose only? I do not remember…
If you need to say one thing and mean another, then I do not want to be an adult, let me into childhood!
There is no way to get through to the subscriber, he is in childhood.
As a child, a sea of abrasions on my knees, my mother blew, kissed, it doesn't hurt anymore. Maybe I should blow in her heart too?
Here's an adult, but I still don't like going to the toilet at night ... It's scary ... It seems that there is someone in the corridor under Babayk's bed ...
I remembered how in the kindergarten we ate soup with breadcrumbs, and even bread.
Sometimes I really want to return to my childhood ... After all, broken knees heal much faster than a broken heart.
I'm just a child. I look forward to the new year ... And I believe that tomorrow everything will be different ...
A miracle happens only when you are 6 years old and it fits into my father's salary.
I am looking for someone with whom I will feel like a child. It is just that sometimes you realize that in vain you once wanted to grow up, and now you want, on the contrary, to return to childhood, but alas, the age is not the same.
Judging by the fact that as a child I wrapped myself in a blanket and imagined that I was a pancake that a cannibal would eat, then I have mental disorders from an early age.
It's so funny to feel small again ... I had a terrible dream at night, and I took a blanket and went to sleep with my mother ...
Once, I remember, in childhood, each of us dreamed of growing up, so that he would be faster for so many years. But when this age comes, I want to cry. Return to childhood. You need to enjoy childhood every minute.
We only grow up when we start avoiding puddles!
Childhood happiness is when you blow bubbles and they touch the ground without bursting .. It still makes me happy ...
Now I was decorating the house, watching a Christmas movie and I feel that some kind of miracle is sitting in me and does not want to climb out ... God, I still believe in fairy tales ...
You want to be a child, right?
Childhood. The time when we still knew how to fly.
As a child, we smiled more often ... Give it up and be optimistic!
Childhood is when you can show your age on your fingers.
How you want to go back to that carefree childhood. Where is a lot of laughter, joy. And with pain you associate only ukolchik. (
How infuriated in childhood was the phrase: “Look at Roma, what a fine fellow he is” ... Look at Sasha, how he learns. This is how faith in the future was lost.
As a child, I played with a doll, and my brother fiddled with a soldier ... But time passed and everything changed, my brother got a doll ... And I have a soldier ...
Girls who kept their personal diaries in childhood, and according to your description were all bad in it ... Except for the boy whom you “loved”. Eh ... Childhood.)
Childhood is something that we lost in time, but kept in ourselves.)
And earlier, in childhood, we asked to take a walk, fearing that my mother would not let me go to the next yard. To the older guys ...
The happiest time in the world when we are still children ... We are still children ...
Sometimes I want to become a child again, because broken knees heal faster than a broken heart ...
They grow up only once ... Because childhood does not return ...
We all come from childhood.)
I want to return to the kindergarten: eat, play, sleep ... Enjoy every toy, every little thing ... Be childishly happy ...
Childhood is a time when, looking at a guy, you do not have thoughts of what he is like in bed ...
We are not bored by childhood, we are in a hurry to grow up, and then we dream of becoming children again ...
Parents bring up, and children are brought up by that family life, which develops intentionally or unintentionally. - Alexey Nikolaevich Ostrogorsky
Children are our consolation in old age, and help to achieve it faster.
It's sad if you spent your childhood without really seeing it. Jodie Foster
You will never be able to create wise men if you kill the mischievous children. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau
Children should live in the world of beauty, games, fairy tales, music, drawing, fantasy, creativity. - V. A. Sukhomlinsky
Children immediately and at ease master with happiness, for they themselves are by their very nature joy and happiness. - V.M. Hugo
Respect the child's desire to be good, cherish it as the most subtle movement of the human soul, do not abuse your power, do not turn the wisdom of parental power into despotic tyranny. - Vasily Alexandrovich Sukhomlinsky
When everything around is amazing, nothing is surprising, this is childhood. - Antoine de Rivarol
As a child, I did not have a childhood. - Anton Pavlovich Chekhov
I remember my childhood, and my heart aches with tenderness. - Anatoly Mariengof "Cynics"
You stop being a child when you start thinking obscenely
Geeks are usually the children of imaginative parents. - Jean Cocteau
Childhood is something that we lost in time, but retained in ourselves. - Elchin Safarli "I will be back"
When everything around is amazing, nothing is surprising; this is childhood. -Rivarole Antoine de
Childhood is when you rejoice at a purchased bike in the same way that you will not rejoice at bought cars in the future.
It's only a step from a five-year-old child. There is a terrible distance from the newborn to me. - Lev Nikolaevich Tolstoy
Childhood is not at all a period from birth to a certain age, Just one day, the Child grows up, and forgets
We are the oldest only in childhood.
Each person is an island within himself, and he can build a bridge to another if ... he is allowed to be himself. - R. Rogers
The mediocre teacher expounds. A good teacher explains. Outstanding teacher shows. Great teacher inspires. - Hive Arthur Ward
Adults are old children. Children should live in the world of beauty, games, fairy tales, music, drawing, fantasy, creativity.
We really grow up not where we leave childhood, but where childhood leaves us. - Baurzhan Toyhibekov
Childhood is a butterfly that can't wait to burn its white wings in the flames of youth. - A. Bertrand
Miracles only happen in childhood.
Children need a role model more than criticism. - J. Joubert
The formation of the child's personal image is an internal process, it is conditioned by the formation of the child's self-awareness. The child is self-worth, therefore, personality traits are not set by the teacher in accordance with the standards, but are in demand, since they are originally laid down by nature in the student as an opportunity for his personal self-development. - E.V. Bondarevskaya
To make a child smart and sensible, make him strong and healthy: let him work, act, run, scream, let him be in constant motion! - Jean-Jacques Rousseau
Conscious childishness is glory, not human shame. - Georges Bataille
Children do not need teachings, but examples. - Joseph Joubert
Childhood is the light at the beginning of the tunnel. -Pashkov Dmitry
It seems to me that one of the greatest successes in a person's life is a happy childhood. - Agatha Christie
Children's mind grows with little hands. - Ravil Aleev
Let the child know not because you told him, but because he himself understood; let him not learn science, but invent it. If someday you replace reasoning with authority in his mind, he will no longer reason: he will become only a toy of someone else's opinion ... To live is the craft that I want to teach him. - J.J. Russo
If you want your child to stand confidently on his feet, do not hold his hand all the time. - Victoria Frolova
Watch out for children! Someday they will take over the world! - Ashley Diamond
Childhood ends as soon as you realize that you are going to die - The Crow
Childhood is when you rejoice at a purchased bike in the same way that you will not rejoice at the bought cars in the future.
A difficult childhood never ends. - Urban Jerzy
Education means nourishing the child's abilities, and not creating those new abilities that are not in him. - Giuseppe Mazzini
Tell me and I will forget. Show me and I will remember. Let me do it myself, and I will understand.
A parent who tries to change his child without starting with himself is not just wasting time, but taking very cruel risks. - V. Levy
Childhood is when everything is amazing and nothing is surprising. - A. Rivarol
Treat your child like the best guest in the house. - Indian proverb
Childhood is the happiest years of life, but not for children.
Childhood is a time of many questions, opportunities and consequences. - Alfred Adler
Childhood ends when memories appear that cause sadness.
Childhood is the happiest years of life, but not for children. -Murcock Michael
In children's fantasies, there are almost always situations in which the child dominates someone.
The best way to make children good is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde
To be truthful and honest with children, not hiding from them what is happening in the soul, is the only upbringing. - Lev Nikolaevich Tolstoy
Childhood is a time when you perceive everything differently ... all everyday life and everyday life are new ... everything is interesting ... but with age, everything gets bored ... and you no longer know where to get away from this routine ... what is left to do? ..to gather strength and live on ... yes, this is life, it is like that ... but it has its own charms .. you just need to be able to notice them ... and enjoy them ... as in childhood ...
A child who is educated only in an educational institution is an uneducated child. - George Santayana
You will not deceive the child with your words; he will not listen to your words, but your gaze, your spirit, which possesses you. - V.F.Odoevsky
There are no children, there are people. - Janusz Korczak
Is childhood incurable? - Vera Polozkova
Respect the child's ignorance! Respect the labor of knowledge! Respect failures and tears! Respect the current hour and today! How will a child be able to live tomorrow if we do not let him live a conscious, responsible life today? - J. Korczak
Childhood is when you can make unforgivable mistakes and hope to be forgiven. Robert Downey
There is nothing worse than raising children in a one-sided way: such a key does not open any door in this world full of locks and locks. - Boris Krieger
Sometimes I struggle to forget my childhood. Because childhood is? this is the time when you make most of all your mistakes. - Casey Affleck
Childhood is the rise of fate in human life. - Sonya Shatalova
I want to be little again, because broken knees heal faster than a broken heart ...
Childhood is a time when you don't use foul language.
We all come from childhood. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery "The Little Prince"
Childhood? - this is the most important and most amazing time in a person's life. - Sergey Bodrov
Childhood is a state into which you cannot return, but you can fall. - Author unknown
Our children are our old age. Correct upbringing is our happy old age, bad upbringing is our future grief, these are our tears, this is our fault before other people. - Anton Semenovich Makarenko
The years of childhood are, first of all, the education of the heart.
The game is, in essence, the growth of the organism. - Stanley Hall
Happiness is soft, warm palms. There are candy wrappers behind the sofa, crumbs on the sofa. What happiness is - it's easier not to answer. Everyone who has children has happiness !!!
Children are holy and pure. Even among robbers and crocodiles, they are in the angelic rank. We ourselves can climb into any pit we want, but they must be enveloped in an atmosphere decent to their rank. - A.P. Chekhov
Many people think that childhood was the best and most enjoyable time of their life. But this is not the case. These are the most difficult years, because then a person is under the yoke of discipline and can rarely have a real friend, and even less often - freedom. - I. Kant
Poor is the childhood that is sacrificed to mature years. - Wilhelm Dilthey
Childhood is not from birth to maturity. A child will grow up and leave children's fun. Childhood is a kingdom where no one dies .-- Edna St. Vincent Millay
The child has his own special ability to see, think and feel; there is nothing more stupid than trying to replace this skill with ours. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau
The greatest respect should be given to childhood. - Decimus Junius Juvenal
Miracles only happen in childhood. -Gzhegorchik Vladislav
A child needs your love most of all just when he least deserves it. - Erma Bombek
Childhood is when everything is amazing and nothing is surprising. - A. Rivarol
A difficult childhood never ends. - Jerzy Urban
The disciple is not a vessel to be filled, but a torch to be lit, and the torch can only be lit by the one who burns himself. - Plutarch
Snow, in other words - childhood, in other words - happiness. - Emile Michel Cioran
Be truthful even in relation to the child: keep your promise, otherwise you will teach him to lie. - Lev Nikolaevich Tolstoy
For some reason, many women think that giving birth to a child and becoming a mother are the same thing. You might as well say that it is the same thing to have a grand piano and to be a pianist. - S. Harris
Dull minds incapable of learning are as unnatural as monstrous bodily deformities; but they are also rare. … The overwhelming majority of children show good hopes; if all this fades with age, it is clear that it is not nature that is to blame, but education. Quintilian
Every child is an artist. The difficulty is to remain an artist beyond childhood. - Pablo Picasso
