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I love you very much, and it's not a secret at all. After all, for me you are the sweetest, your relatives in the world are not!

I love you more and more, I don’t need another husband. You are becoming dearer to me, And I need you more than life!

Only one person asked me: "Have you had dinner today? Do you have warm boots for the winter?" So I married him.

I love you, my angel, I love your eyes, Your lovely transgressions, Your tender words !!!

The soul is full of you alone, My husband, my friend and my hero. I'm behind you, like behind a wall, You always be with me by your side.

Feelings are asking outward, Breaking out of the chest. I love my husband dearly! Happiness awaits us ahead!

I love you, my husband, I admire you. I want to be with you, you are the best in the world, I know.

You are my dear, so beloved, You are a husband, not a boyfriend and not a friend. In your hands, reliable, strong I just melt, like in paradise.

With you I, like a stone wall, always protect me, dear husband. With you I am filled with unearthly happiness, And for me you have become the only one, dear.

My dearest man, Desired, close and dear, Your love is invaluable, I am happy that you are only mine!

I adore you, love and respect you, you are gentle, strong and courageous! You are just my husband and I love you!

What a joy it is to wake up next to you! What happiness to hold by the hand! Your love is a great reward! You are my life, you must know this.

In the world I need one man - One who once became a beloved husband. My dear, I thank you For your affection, tenderness and love!

You are more than love: You are life, you are passion, you are tenderness, You are a breath of air, You are inevitability ... and childhood dreams are all YOU !!!

My dear, I love you! You are my life and happiness! I so want to be with you And in grief and bad weather. A hundred times I can tell my dear, And this is so wonderful !!!

I love your lips, I love your hands, I love everything that you have. I love how you kiss, I love how you dance, I love how you love me!

I got married and I don’t regret it, now, my dear, I cherish and cherish you. I got the best husband, And I remember the day when he confessed his love.

Kiss, caress, chide, forgive nonsense. I love you, you know, My dear, beloved husband!

You are so kind and beautiful, I want to be with you always, I am happy with you, my dear, No wonder I told you: "Yes".

My dear husband, my faithful friend, It's easy for me to be with you in life, We all envy you around, And we have no other fate.

I love you, my dear, I will not exchange for anyone. And I know that you value my fate, and do not play.

I want to always be with you, smile and cry, laugh and be sad, bring up children, cook food for you, love and be loved.

I love you with all my soul, the light of your eyes is always with me. I keep your hands warm To spite all the troubles. We live without lies and falsehood. I pray that it will continue to be so.

I'm screaming about love for you! You are the best, the most needed! You fall asleep, I whisper: Thank you, dear, for becoming my husband!

Beloved, dear, my good man, I really need you! You are always in my heart and thoughts, I think of you even in my sleep, I love and appreciate!

I love my husband because he is always with me. He is the closest person in my life to me.

My precious, most tender, sweetest, How lucky I am to be with you, your wife!

It's good that there is such a wonderful person next to me. Sometimes, closing my eyes, I think about what would have happened if we had not met, and with horror I understand that then I would not be happy. I love you!

Two gold rings on our fingers are a symbol of the fact that we are inseparable from each other. This is a symbol of our love. I wear a wedding ring with pride, and I am incredibly glad that you are my husband.

The man from my dreams Once he became my faithful husband. My best, it's you I need more than anyone else in the world!

• The feeling of love for my husband rises to my throat - I am subdued by him for life!
• I am in captivity! My hubby)) and I don't need more happiness!
• One fateful meeting decided everything - and I married him without hesitation!
• My eyes are filled with colors and my life is filled with pleasure. Thanks to my husband for that!
• My husband is the best of men and I already want to celebrate the centenary with him!)

I love to meet my beloved husband in the evenings from work: tired, but so cute!)

• My husband is the only hero of the novel, where all the chapters are devoted only to him!
• My beloved husband is my dream in reality!
• Everything is going well in business and life is beautiful when I look into my husband's eyes in love!
• Madly in love with hot nights with my husband, which belongs only to the two of us!

Statuses about love for a husband, with meaning

• My heart will never be broken, because I have the most devoted HUSBAND!
• There are sad moments in marriage, but there are many times more pleasant emotions and this is happiness!
• I still managed to find you among the thousands of views around and pulled out a happy family ticket!
• Our halves of the heart have come together in one puzzle called family!
• Even all the most beautiful flowers on earth will not replace my priceless spouse!
• The love confessions of my husband are more and more sensual every year!
• You can replace everything and everyone, but not my husband - I love and am proud!
• Our long-term joint path, although it was thorny, but we are a happy family!
• My marriage is just a wonderful fairy tale, in which the main magician is my husband!
• Our marriage hides not only mutual love, but also eternity!
• Me and my husband are like a petal and a drop of dew, and this is complete harmony!
• You have been my solar amulet for so many years and every year our family ties are getting stronger!

The husband is the person who knows for sure who is the owner of my heart)

• You fill my body and mind with full-fledged happiness, and this is a 100% successful marriage!)
• Such a simple word "husband" contains all the most beautiful things for me!
• The ring on my right hand is a hundred times more expensive than its real price - by fate I got the best husband!

Statuses about love for husband and children

• A marriage in which there is a child, albeit hectic, but strong!
• A family in which love reigns is much cooler than a Rembrandt painting!
• A full-fledged family is one in which there are two adults and two little people, like mine!
• I gladly meet every morning in the arms of my husband and with great pleasure the evening when we have dinner with the whole family!
• I have created a strong and happy family, which is almost like writing a book of philosophy.

I got married and doubled my happiness, and when the baby was born, I already tripled it!

• A loving husband will always give in to his wife, and the child will see the right example.
• A smart wife will always take into account the opinion of her husband and listen to the wishes of the child, just like me!)
• The presence of a husband and a child reveals the essence of a woman to the maximum.
• You should never sabotage your husband and your own child - this is the secret of a happy family.
• Happy children are born from genuinely loving parents.
• Husband and children are a source of boundless happiness for wife and mother.

The best statuses about husband on Statuses-Tut.ru! Ah, these husbands, the most predictable men - so many wives think. Especially after several years of married life. And they are wrong! Real husbands will always find a reason to surprise their wife and children with a pleasant surprise. They make you laugh and enjoy every day you live. And it is about such husbands that the statuses are collected in this section. Like real men, they are ready to work tirelessly so that his loved ones may not need anything. Husbands protect and preserve the peace of their loved ones. They deserve the warmest and most affectionate words. Our statuses about the husband of your beloved and the most dear person in your life will help any of the wives express their love with a beautiful quote!

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Let the little sister choose her husband, the parents bless them, but I, as an older brother, will check him.

Dear Invisible Man, you visit my page so often, but I still cannot understand you are my husband's mistress or my lover's wife?

My husband and I have a lot in common! We both love me.

A happy marriage is a marriage in which the husband understands every word that the wife has not said ...

A husband's friend is always the wife's enemy, unless he is her lover.

A note for the husband who came home late on the fridge: "Your dinner is in the dog's stomach."

At night, the husband unexpectedly returned from a business trip, saw that his wife was sleeping alone, was surprised and went back on a business trip.

A woman marries a second time only if the first husband was disgusted with her. And a man marries again only because he loved his first wife very much. Women are looking for happiness in marriage, men are putting their own at stake.

After visiting a psychologist, I was able to return my husband to the family. To the family of his parents.

Husband and wife quarrel:
- I wish I could wash the dishes after myself, you brute!
- I can't ... the hooves are in the way!

My requests are very simple: I want a husband as smart and economical as my dad, and as handsome and strong as my brother!

My husband gave me a sea of ​​flowers! Drove to the field and said: "All yours, collect!"

If the husband gives flowers for no reason, then there is still a reason.

They used to say: "Better a bird in the hand than a crane in the sky." Now they say: "Better a husband in bed than a handsome man on a social network!"

If the wife does not shout at her husband at night, then in the morning she shouts at her husband!

If the family has broken up, one cannot blame only the husband ... Both the husband and the mother-in-law are to blame.

A man differs from a woman in that a man has only a tie on his neck. And a woman has beads, a house, children, work, a dog and a husband, damn it, in a tie!

I wanted to make my husband jealous, bought champagne and said that a stranger in the store gave it, took away his wallet and sent for a box of beer.

A good husband is always wanted.

There is no one to judge a wife and husband except God.

Husband and wife come to a nightclub. The husband looks at the girls, not taking his eyes off, the wife noticing this - in his ear: "Catch up, whet your appetite, you will eat at home anyway."

The ability to get a husband right at night allows him to go anywhere during the day.

Yesterday my husband caught me shaving his legs with a razor. Made me buy a new one. New shaves are even better!

The wider the wife's waist, the longer the husband's working day.

The best friend is like a husband, one and only and beloved. This is the one with whom conversations do not get bored. This is the one whose pain is like your own. She is the one who can cheer you up when you feel like crying

A good husband is not the one who looks gorgeous, Who opens the door in the car, Not the one who gives his hand quickly, In public he will call you a queen. A good husband knows how to wash dishes, He knows how to rock children at night. A good husband, he will say sleep dear, A good husband can give you peace!

If you don't have a husband, kids, and three chins, you have nothing to do at the reunion.

Marital fidelity is when a husband and wife are not needed by anyone but each other.

A smart woman looks after herself, a stupid woman looks after her husband!

At work, wild thoughts visit me: "When I come home, I'll do the cleaning, bake pies, iron my shirts for my husband ..."

I envy my husband - I got married so well!

It's great when your man combines qualities such as husband, lover, earner, best friend and your personal Guardian Angel.

A husband from a business trip is not so terrible as a wife from a corporate party.

The most reliable protection for a woman is her husband's love.

The greatest happiness in the world is to expect a small miracle from your beloved husband.

A husband is someone who, simply throwing out the trash, believes that he has cleaned almost the entire house.

Take care of yourself - don't look at your husband's phone. Take care of your husband too. Get yours away.

Women, take care of yourself, do not dig into your husband's phone ... And take care of him too, keep yours away ...

The goal of any woman is to get her husband. The rest - he will get it himself.

There is nothing more useful in the household than a guilty husband!

What other happiness can there be in the world when I have a loving husband and children?

My husband is 40 years old, and in Odnoklassniki his classmates are 25-30 ... Lord, how difficult it was for him to study!

Sometimes my husband just shakes me - after all, I am an amazing woman!

I tell my husband - you look at you, the skin on your belly is no longer enough from beer - and he answers me that it is for him, according to the status, such a belly is attached, he is also the boss

A loving wife will listen attentively to her husband's point of view, and then take exactly the opposite position.

To be sure that your husband will like the salad, you need to add a bunch of dumplings, a pinch of sausages and a sprig of sausage to it.

Passing exams at the traffic police is not so difficult, but passing a driving test to your husband so that he would be allowed to take a car is already a problem.

The wife is unfaithful to her husband in three cases - if he is bad, good, or not, neither.

If the husband says, “I know for sure that this road is the shortest,” then the wife already knows for sure that it is necessary to prepare for an extremely long journey.

The blonde is smoking in the kitchen. The husband looks in and says:
- Dear, please put out your cigarette.
- Dear, do you really want a stewed cigarette for dinner?

Getting married is a very serious step! When we quarrel with our parents, we do not think that we need to look for new ones! So the husband should become a dear little man! Alone and for life!

Flowers bring the greatest joy not when they are presented on a birthday and not by a guilty husband, but by a beloved man and just like that!

A happy family is one in which the husband and wife forget that they are lovers during the day and that they are spouses at night.

The wife is a reflection of her husband's love

If the husband comes home drunk, then the wicked wife will kick his brain, the good one will feed him and put him to bed, and the normal one will do both.

If my husband will sit in the kitchen and chat with me while I wash the dishes and heal me when I am sick.

The forecaster's wife believed her husband for a maximum of two days in advance.

Worse than a husband who does not come home on time is only a husband who does not come on time.

To prevent the wife from becoming a saw, the husband must not become a log.

A family is not only a husband and a wife, first of all a family is parents ... it is thanks to this connection that you are the family of your children ...

In this world, I need one man - one who once became a beloved husband.

A good husband is not only a breadwinner, but also a listener.

The lover bit me on the ass to a bruise. The husband asks: "What is this?" So I say: "The lover bit" ... Whinnying ... a cheerful guy.

I slept for half a day. I woke up, found a note from my husband: "Of course, there is no benefit from you sleeping, but there is less harm."

My husband came home from work tired yesterday, so he paid off his conjugal debt with money.

There is happiness on earth and this happiness is all in the family. My family, my relatives I live with you, dear. My husband, my children, that's all that is needed in life.

Family happiness happens when the wife does not have time to spend the money that her husband earns.

Sometimes the state of happiness with a wife directly depends on the well-being of the husband.

A friend took her husband and dressmaker away from her. She could not forgive the latter.

Yesterday my husband and I glued the wallpaper. Almost got divorced.

I love my husband and child. In general, I love my family.

My husband and I have a lot in common: he is proud and I am proud, he is harmful and I am harmful, he loves me and I love me!

The husband is always right, but the wife is never wrong.

Obey your husband. It will not make you humiliated, it will make you a better wife.

When I tell my husband that we are together forever, he is about to cry ... so vulnerable.

My mother will be a good mother-in-law ... she already feels sorry for my future husband.

I don’t smoke, I don’t drink, I don’t cheat on my husband ... I wash, cook, clean ... I don’t brag, I complain ...

I decided to cook borscht! I went to the site, I hear it is boiling. I think let it boil - the sauce will be better than mashed potatoes. Come on, my husband has long asked for fried potatoes ... on coals!

Husband: Honey, you spend a lot on cosmetics, I'll soon go crazy. Wife: Honey, if you saw me without makeup, you would have gone crazy long ago.

If a wife nags her husband, then she wants to make the beautiful half of him.

It is not enough to be a husband and wife, you also have to become friends and lovers, so that later you do not look for them on the side ...

In an ideal family, the wife does not notice where the money comes from, and the husband does not delve into where it goes.

A husband and wife should be like a hand and eyes: when the hand hurts, the eyes cry, and when the eyes cry, the hands wipe away the tears.

When you choose a wife for yourself, you should not only be her husband, but also a father, mother and brother, because she leaves the family in order to be with you and follow your path.

It is not difficult to meet the man of your dreams, but it is already more difficult to hide him from your husband.

The wife leaves a note to her husband: “Take your son from the kindergarten! P.S. He will recognize you himself! "

As the husband is, so is the wife.

A wise woman, even having quarreled with her husband, will still prepare him to eat ... A wise husband, even if he is right, will come up and kiss his wife ...

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Truthful, witty, wise, vital and always with humor. All these are quotes about her husband. After all, if you look at it, then the spouse is a riddle of the mysteries of nature, which only his loving (and this is the main condition) spouse can understand and accept. It is for them that this collection of cool phrases and expressions was created. So read, think and smile.

Briefly about my husband in quotes

A good husband, when he finds his wife's stash, must add money to her!

I am insanely happy for my husband - I got married so well !!!

What to give my husband if he has everything I need?

A husband is a unique person! For him, all your dresses are the same, but all the screwdrivers are different.

It was the second year of our family life. The husband still thinks that he does not eat zucchini and onions.

Who, in our time, refuses a living husband!

The strongest protection a woman has is her husband's love.

Husbands don't grow up, they only gain weight.

There is no husband who would not dream of becoming a bachelor even for an hour ...

My husband has the best wife!

The wisdom of the authors and the people in quotes and statuses about a husband will help in family relationships. You will get closer to the answer to the riddle of what kind of husbands they are.

Cool statuses about husband

My husband and I have religious differences: I refuse to believe that he is a god.

A woman needs only two things to be happy: a husband and everything else.

Sometimes you really want to kill your husband! But you can't! I am responsible for him. I was given it in the registry office against signature.

My husband said that there is no spark between us. I bought a stun gun. When I wake up, I'll ask again.

How could I ruin my wife's birthday if I don't even remember when it was?

I took a pregnancy test, which turned out to be positive, showed it to my husband, who kissed him in joy. I wonder if he knows how to do a pregnancy test !?

A friend is known in need ... A hero in battle ... A wife in poverty ... A husband on maternity leave.

A timid husband, returning from a business trip a day earlier, waits a day at the station.

Beats - it means he loves ... the husband thought, wiping away his tears and looking at the bruises in the mirror.

I like everything about my future husband! Only one thing is a little annoying - we are still strangers.

Quotes about a husband are one thing, but real life is another. And how far phrases and reality intersect is hard to say. Everything is individual. Therefore, whether there is an ideal spouse or is it a fairy tale, only a single wife of a single husband knows. Read wise and funny quotes about husbands and, perhaps, you too can look behind the veil of this greatest secret.

Funny statuses about her husband

I thought I got married ... But it turned out: I took the mother-in-law's son to raise ...

The bachelor does all the housework himself. And the married man is forced by his wife.

Of course, darling, you must have a personal opinion, and now I will tell you it!

If your husband has offended you, do not start a scandal. He just doesn't see it yet, spit it three times in his tea!

Do not bring your husband to a boil, otherwise he may evaporate!

If the husband began to come home full, then soon he will stop coming altogether.

Finding a husband is art, and living with him is creativity!

The husband is such a creature who, having washed the plate, will look at his wife as if he had cleaned the whole apartment.

There are no bad husbands ... There are first, second, third ...

A smart husband doesn't ask his wife what she wants. He knows!

Quotes about my husband, short statements for social networks will never lose their relevance. After all, problems in family life hardly change over time. But the way they are expressed takes on new forms. Therefore, there are new statuses about husbands with meaning.

About husband quotes with meaning

An ideal husband is a man who thinks he has an ideal wife.
George Bernard Shaw

One good husband is worth two good wives: the less frequently the product is, the more expensive it is.
Benjamin Franklin

A happy marriage is a marriage in which the husband understands every word that the wife does not say.
Alfred Hitchcock

Everyone can become a noble husband. You just need to decide to become one.
Confucius

A husband is a person who always forgets your birthday and never misses an opportunity to name your age.
Marilyn Monroe

By old age, you understand that you need to change yourself, not your wives ...
Dina Rubina

In dreams we are heroes, and in life we ​​are the husbands of heroines.
Gennady Malkin

A wise woman creates an ideal husband herself.
Ekaterina Makarova

Women's erotic fantasies are a faithful husband.
Tigran Babayan

Every nation is worthy of its leader, and every wife is worthy of her husband.
Darya Dontsova

It is worth noting that there are persistent expectations in society regarding the models of marital relations, according to which men are assigned the role of breadwinner of the family, and women are the keeper of the hearth and educator of children. Let's try to figure out if this is so. And to achieve the goal, we use quotes about a husband with meaning.

It is easier to be a lover than a husband, for it is more difficult to be witty every day than to joke from time to time.
Honore de Balzac

It is not enough to have a millionaire husband. And the important thing here is not the second word, but the first. Let him be a billionaire - or let him be a beggar. This is nothing! Another thing is important. So that you love - and love you. And if this is not at home - sooner or later you will go to look for your love on the side. To everyone's grief.
Galina Goncharova

You do not know how difficult it is to love a person, just because he is your husband.
Rinat Valiullin

If the husband is constantly looking for shortcomings in his wife, then another will find her merits.
Charles Duclos

When a wife supports her husband, spreads her wings with her love, he becomes invulnerable.
Bahram Bagirzade

A husband is such a thing that can be easily improved.
Terry Pratchett

Much of marital friction arises from the wife talking too much and the husband listening too little.
Kurt Goetz

If you cannot accept your husband's lifestyle, do not take this job - in other words, do not marry him.
Agatha Christie

Be your husband's lawyer, not his investigator.
Magdalena the Pretender

It is said that finding a husband is an art; keeping it is a profession.
Simone de Beauvoir

There are stereotypes about husbands. And there is no getting away from them. And, naturally, the physical appearance or intellectual dignity of husbands could not fail to be reflected in the quotes.

Statements and phrases about husbands

If your husband starts following fashion, start following your husband.
Konstantin Melikhan

The husband is what is left of the lover after the removal of the nerve.
Helen Rowland

The wife is the visiting card of the husband.
Roza Syabitova

Husbands are not gods, it makes no sense to demand attention from them as from suitors.
William Shakespeare

A stupid husband scolds his wife, and a clever one scolds himself for having married her.
Konstantin Melikhan

Women tend to be much more careful in choosing their nightgown than their husbands.
Coco Chanel

The husband is almost always just a substitute for the beloved man, and not the man himself.
Sigmund Freud