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You don't need a lot of imagination to write a brilliant script. It is enough just to look around, and life itself will throw you a plot, and even filled with such vivid details that you will doubt if this is a dream. Just read real stories about the fly Anatoly and his grandmother, who met her prince at 72, and see for yourself.

• I met a girl on a dating site. Pretty, she came to the date without delay. We sat in a cafe and then went for a walk. We pass the police station, she stops me at the stand "The police are looking for them," shows a woman in the photo and says: "This is my mother." And then she laughed out loud and stopped abruptly, adding: “I'm not kidding, it's really my mom. Already 6 months on the run. "

• My grandmother is 72, she is very active, she began to learn English at her leisure, even though everyone made fun of her. 2 years ago she met a man of her age from Norway. He came to her once, but she did not introduce him to his family, fearing ridicule. A year later, they got married, and she left. And yesterday they came to us: a sporty handsome man, whom you cannot even call an old man, a thin, fit, tanned grandmother in jeans and a fashionable blouse, with a haircut, eyes shining, holding hands. He speaks good English, learns Norwegian, travels. We sat for an hour and went to museums. And my mother and I, completely stunned, were silent all day.

• I'm on the bus, a woman comes in, asks the driver for a lucky ticket to give to her mother, who is in the hospital. And the driver, like a good fairy, gives a whole roll of tickets so that she can choose the one she needs.

• Because of work, I often have to return home late, through unlit streets. Public transport you can't wait after 21:00, and taxis are expensive. In addition to the pepper spray, I always carry a creepy Halloween mask in my bag. When I go home in the dark, I put it on and keep my player ready with a satanic laugh. So far, no one has bothered me yet, but sometimes I even want it to happen. I want to see the reaction of this person.

• When I was a teenager, I met a guy. He lived outside the city, we rarely met, since my parents did not allow us to travel so far alone. We talked on the Internet, sometimes called each other. Then the communication came to naught, there was no "official" parting. 4 years later, out of boredom, I wrote to him, they say, let's already part in an amicable way. They laughed, remembered, decided to meet. Already 6 years together after that meeting and 10, if you count this 4-year pause.

• Let's go into the forest to pick mushrooms. We sat down to rest, we looked, there was a door in the ground, we went in out of curiosity. What we saw there shocked us: a good repair, a huge TV, video tapes with films, a full cellar of elite alcohol, books, cigars, leather furniture, air conditioning, windows in the ceiling, a stove, expensive dishes and wiring to the transformer. For about 10 years there, apparently, no one was there. The dude has good taste and a bitch wife, as I understand it. Then I found out that this was the "den" of our neighbor who had moved to Germany.

• My husband and I met at the emergency room. I came with a burn on my buttocks, and he sprained his leg. Already 2 years together, and all this time we are haunted by the question: what to answer the child to the question, how did we meet?

• I am going in a taxi, I ask the driver:

Is this your fly or can I release it?

Leave it if it doesn't bother you - it instantly turns on. - This is Anatoly, he needs to go to Pulkovo.

• A couple of years ago I worked in an expensive gift shop. Was with us regular customer- an intelligent man of age, a doctor. I bought all the porcelain clowns from us: from small ones for a couple of thousand to half a meter for a few dozen. It was known that he was buying them as a gift to his daughter. Once I asked where she keeps them, since the man bought an unreal number of them. It turned out that my daughter had a whole room for them in a castle in England! She studied there and married the count. At that moment, my envy could be touched with hands, as well as the peasant's pride that his grandson is a count.

• A friend managed to sneeze so hard that her eardrum burst. For a long time she considered her a model of "luck" until she yawned until she dislocated her jaw. We are best friends for a reason.

• I work in a supermarket as a cashier. I see hundreds of people a day, they are all as one. I don't see anything impressive. One nice guy got into the habit of walking to our store, I noticed that he liked me. He always smiles, but it is noticeable that he is shy. Once I was in no mood, bored, I would rather go home ... He comes in. And so I let him go at the checkout, after speaking the standard algorithm, and add on my own: "You don't need a cashier?" And he replies: "I need it." It started spinning. I love.

• When I was at school, after school I went with my friends to a cafe and saw my father with some blonde. She sat with her back to me, and dad was too carried away by the conversation and did not notice me. There was so much anger in me from somewhere that I went over and poured a glass of cold water over her head. She explodes with screams from the spot, we meet with glances, and I see that this is my mother. She just dyed her hair.

• Once I was walking down the street, as usual, I stopped at a traffic light, looked thoughtfully at the other side of the road, and there ... Grandmother in a nuclear pink tracksuit and with a rooster on a leash.

• A friend of my aunt's after a divorce was drawn to extreme. I decided to jump with a parachute. The very first jump is a crack in the spine. A month on painkillers, jokes "I should have done diving, you fool!" Six months later, a call: “I am calling you from a Spanish hospital. I was electrocuted by a skat! "

• I’m standing on the side of the road, here the back door of a passing van opens on the move, a box falls out right under my feet, the door closes, and the car goes off into the distance. I didn't even have time to get scared. I open it - a full box of ice cream in waffle cups. It's certainly not 500 popsicle from a helicopter, but lucky, definitely lucky!

• Once a week, I go out to the market with my granny and help me buy everything I need. The last time I watched a picture of two meat vendors quarreling over who has the best product. One grandmother, screaming, threw herself into another with damp stomachs, and her rival defended herself with a sheep's head.

• She stood in China near a coffee shop, waiting for a friend. It's cold, it's raining, I forgot my jacket, my phone is dead, my friend is late and it doesn't know when she's coming, I don't know Chinese - in general, the whole set. I'm on my nerves, shivering from the cold, when suddenly a guy-barista comes out and silently hands me a latte. I hesitantly reached for my purse, but he just shook his head, handed me a glass, smiled and went on to work. No names, no dialogue, just a minute episode, but I still remember that delicious coffee.

• Shoes were stolen on the train. I slept on the top shelf, I wake up, get off at the next station, but there are no shoes. I searched the entire carriage. People laugh, it's fun. And I cry, I still have to go home by bus, and I'm in socks. One guy helped - he gave his flip flops. And here I am sitting at the station in flip-flops 6 sizes larger, tear-stained. People look sideways. And offensive, and sad, and funny. Thanks to him. And I will return the slippers.

• As a child, when I had nightmares, I jumped out of bed and barefoot in my pajamas ran to my dad in the workshop. Dad is an architect, but he often painted with paints, so he took a break from his main work. I ran to him, sat in a chair, wrapped myself in a blanket and, shaking with fear, described the terrible creatures that I dreamed ... Father listened to me attentively and at the same time drew from my words. No matter what monster I described, every time there was some cute animal on the canvas. I indignantly told him: "Dad, he doesn't look like that monster at all!" - and he answered in surprise: “Seriously? Sorry, can you describe it again? " And as soon as I tried to remember the dream, I realized that it had almost disappeared from my memory, so there was nothing to be afraid of.

Have you ever had stories in your life that could have become the script for a Hollywood movie?

Whoever prophesies anything to you, never give up, always smile at life and do not say that everything is lost, has not come true. My life story will cheer you up!

Taisiya Leonidovna, 48 years old, Kostroma. The doctors are probably trying to understand why I am not yet in the grave. Gentlemen, do not wait. I will live for exactly 99 years. I will give you one year.

I came to a sarcastic optimism when I was diagnosed with cancer. The doctor, out of indifferent habit, coolly told me to look for an experienced oncologist.

Okay, I think, since I have nothing to lose, I must have time to do the most important thing. My daughter then studied at the institute, her husband worked in two shifts. Every moment I enjoyed being alive.

In our life, there are only continuous extremes! Sometimes, you meet a parasite - so he hangs around his neck. Another thing - my boyfriend - works late, but does not devote time.

Just let you first read the story, and then you will begin to advise me, they say, Clara, to disperse. Girls, you were not in my shoes. But it is necessary to extract money and benefit from any situevina.

I rarely see an unloved guy, but this is not a reason for bitter tears. I'm 22. I was not married. She moved to Moscow from the provinces. I live in a two-room apartment in a sleeping area.

I met Romka in the office, from which I later quit. I sit and paint marigolds. And the money is dripping. And if you are in my position, do not rush to burn bridges.

My life story is not trivial. She gave me several chances, and I seized on what I have. What if it doesn't work out, and I'm wrong again! Stuffed fool!

The ever-trembling mother raised me to be hard-to-reach. Huddling with her always drunk father, she liked to talk about the heavy burden that had fallen on her shoulders.

You must value what you have. Otherwise, it can be miscalculated. Once, my father got drunk to death and fell ill. The next morning, like a glass of sober, with a tear-stained face, he came up to me and said that he had no place in this life. And he ducked into the open window.

Mother wandered around the Churches, piously crossing herself at every rustle. She could marry again, but her aunt did not seize her chance, she got scared, let everything go by itself. Soon she died.

This is some kind of horror! I do not know what to do. I gave no reason, but my husband is jealous of me for every pillar. Let's say a guy walks by, almost gets into a fight.

The most amazing thing is that I am not a beauty. An ordinary babentia with a liquid udder. No, well, if I tint, then the face is slightly transformed. I wear glasses. I don’t dress brightly.

It all started with my revelation. I told my spouse that I was not successful with men. But at the same time I always wanted to prove to myself the opposite. Like, I'm no worse than others.

So my husband, all of a sudden, began to squeal. Nastya, you, damn it, subconsciously want to cheat on me. Get rid of old complexes. She herself said that the guys did not covet you.

Gathering my last strength, I went online. There is no hope and I will soon lose my pet. My dog ​​drinks a lot of water and shakes, sticking out his tongue.

No, Kalka is not pregnant. Now I will tell you what I did and how it all started. Six days ago I went to walk the dog. On a leash. I did not notice anything suspicious.

A homeless dog, covered in mud, stinking like a bum, grappled with a terrier, and I could not interrupt his act of libation. My joy squealed, but withstood the onslaught of a more predatory breed.

When the yard dog fled shamefully, Kalka was shaking all over with fear. I thought it was okay in this situation. Fright, outrage. After all, dogs, like people, feel with their hearts.

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All people react differently to stressful and unusual situations. Someone freezes, panics, gets upset, gets lost ... But someone pulls himself together and starts looking for a way out! To your attention - 16 funny and instructive stories from people who will definitely be able to unscrew from any binding. Read, smile. And tell us: have you ever provided assistance in such situations? How did you get out?

Story 1

I just almost got banned from parking in the parking lot of an office building. “So I'm from San Sanych,” I say. And they let me through without any problems. In general, this San Sanych always helps me out. A tough guy, albeit a fictional one.

Story 2

My husband gave me for my birthday dear leather belt for the jeans I've dreamed of for a long time. Only he chose the smallest size. It turns out that he is sure that I am very thin. And I'm quite average size 46. I couldn't admit that the belt was too small for me. I had to urgently lose weight in order to calmly tighten the belt on myself. Thank you, darling, for the motivation.

Story 3

Everyone knows that feeding small children is difficult, and negotiating with them is even more difficult. My tactics for involving children in the process of preparing lunch is very simple: “Children, would you like to cook a cutlet with potatoes or mashed potatoes? For a side dish of pasta or spaghetti? What kind of soup? Chicken or noodles? " In fact, everything is the same, but the children are glad that their opinion is taken into account, and they gobble up the prepared dishes with pleasure.

Story 4

I helped my daughter to do the summer assignment for the 2nd grade. It was necessary to draw a picture for a fairy tale, but we do not draw very well. And so I took out a carbon copy and transferred the drawing from the photocopy to the desired piece of paper. My daughter was delighted, she said that she did not know that it was possible to copy this way. Almost forgotten technologies come to the rescue again.

Story 5

That Christmas, according to all the laws of the genre - with a bunch of dirty hair, in stretched pants and a down jacket - went down to the store on the 1st floor. In the distance, near the bread shop, I saw the former. At parting, he made me look like a complete fool, because it was impossible to hit my face in the dirt.

I couldn't find anything better than to say to a passing guy: "Young man, quickly kiss me!" Out of surprise, he obeyed. It was the most insolent way to find a guy, at whom we laugh with him to this day.

Story 6

Every morning I got tired of facing the most difficult choice: what to wear, what new combination of things to come up with? I took out all my clothes, measured them in all possible combinations and took a picture of each of these combinations. I printed out the pictures and made an album ... Now, when I am going somewhere, I flip through it like a fashion magazine and choose what to wear according to the weather, occasion and place.

Story 7

My mom is a genius. When younger sister asked to try chocolate for the first time, mom handed her the darkest one she could find (90%). For 10 years after that, my sister did not demand chocolate: she thought that all the chocolates were bitter, and could not understand why I was eating it by both cheeks.

Story 8

Developed for myself the rule "It's not so difficult." It's not that hard to clean up the bathroom after taking a dip. It's not that hard to clean up your plate and fork after you. It’s not so difficult, when I came from the street, immediately put things in the closet. And there are a lot of such examples. When I'm too lazy to do something, I repeat to myself: "It's not so difficult." It saves a lot of time.

Story 9

My coursework was eaten by my dog. Really ate it. Huge St. Bernard Jacques ate my coursework... And my teacher did not believe me until I brought the impudent dog to his house, where he ate 4 utility bills while we were sorting out the relationship. Since then I have got an "automatic" and new friend in the form of a history teacher who periodically began to meet us on walks and feed Jacques with sweets.

Story 10

At the exam with a strict teacher, a friend was worried and could not really remember the answer to the ticket. "I close my eyes and see how it is written in the summary!" She told him. The teacher was not at a loss and answered: “So close your eyes and read! I'm not against!"

Story 11

At one time, I wandered around rented apartments, barely making ends meet, because the rent was too much for me. I was looking for cheaper, but commissions and deposits were everywhere. As a result, I took 2 weeks of vacation from work, got a job as an intern in a real estate agency, found myself a cool apartment without collateral, commissions, with adequate owners. I still consider this to be my main scam of the century.

Story 12

When my cat enters the room and opens the door wide open, and I'm too lazy to get up and close it, I light the door with a laser so that the cat will jump and the door will close.

Story 13

I went to the mall for jeans. 2 hours, 10 shops, zero result. No, jeans were presented in sufficient quantities - for girls who love rhinestones, fringes, appliqués, holes, something disguised as leggings, and an inflated waist almost to the chest.

I was desperate to find something decent, I was about to go home, but then I wandered into the men's department. Gods, why didn't I come there sooner? 5 minutes, 2 fittings - and perfect jeans found! Maybe this life hack will help someone.

Story 14

I dreamed of a car for a long time, but could not save up in any way. I applied for a loan with the most favorable conditions, though not really hoping for approval.

And now I am sitting at work, they call me from the bank to get a review of me. She described herself very colorfully as an excellent worker. After 5 minutes, I receive a message about the approval of my loan!

Story 15

After the birth of the first child from his brother's wife, relatives began to demand a second. Especially her mother, who lives far away and does not participate at all in the baby's life. The daughter-in-law began to call everyone demanding at night: “You are experienced, you know what to do ... But how? And what? What lullaby do you know? " I listened to advice and did everything in my own way. After about a month, everyone fell behind her. For me, this is brilliant!

Story 16

I work as a decorator at weddings, etc. We always stay with the team at the paintings, we look at the reaction of people, whether we liked it and all that. So, there was a case: a beautiful arch with flowers against the background of the sea, and a couple of meters away there is another one, but only with hanging beads. Everything went very well, but when the newlyweds began to take their oaths, there was a wild cry.

It was a seagull tangled in a bead. The groom was not at a loss, he ran, freed her quickly and let her go with the words: “It's just like me: I was entangled in myself, in problems. But when you appeared in my life, you released me from the shackles, set me free and gave me hope for a better life. "